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Old 30-06-08, 09:51 AM   #31
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I'd just get a lion instead
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Old 30-06-08, 09:54 AM   #32
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Play Rick Astley at them?
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Old 30-06-08, 10:18 AM   #33
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Here you go:

http://www.petplanet.co.uk/shop_stor...5ml_p0710.html
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Old 30-06-08, 10:21 AM   #34
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shotgun. (may get more than one of them in one go?)

poison.

sack + bricks + nearest canal.

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There is very little you can do once they have started peeing in your garden. They pretty much never stop.

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I never could understand why people keep moggies. I can see their purpose in keeping them to hunt vermin. But to domesticate them?

My neighbour put carpet gripper rod on the top of his fence to stop them climbing on it
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Old 30-06-08, 10:24 AM   #35
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shotgun. (may get more than one of them in one go?)

poison.

sack + bricks + nearest canal.

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There is very little you can do once they have started peeing in your garden. They pretty much never stop.

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I never could understand why people keep moggies. I can see their purpose in keeping them to hunt vermin. But to domesticate them?

My neighbour put carpet gripper rod on the top of his fence to stop them climbing on it.

Get a dog. Even my little Jack Russel hates them and makes damm sure none live to tell the tale if they are stupid enough to trespass on his manor
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Old 30-06-08, 06:07 PM   #36
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Idea I tried last night and it seemed to work....so far
I put a nail at each end of the fence and strung some fishing line 2 inches (50 mm) high along the top ,stretched nice and tight.Really spooked them up.
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Old 30-06-08, 06:09 PM   #37
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If you can get close to them, squirt washing up liquid on them. When they go to clean themselves apparently it doesn't taste very good. Also if they are out in the rain they will froth up and hopefully get put down by the RSPCA who might think they have rabies if they are frothing!!!!
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Old 30-06-08, 06:15 PM   #38
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could you did a really deep hold and cover it with really thin sticks and leaves?
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Old 30-06-08, 06:31 PM   #39
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could you did a really deep hold and cover it with really thin sticks and leaves?
could also put spikes in the bottem
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Old 30-06-08, 06:35 PM   #40
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Dunno if you can still get em, but there used to be a bait catapult that could throw groundbait out a country mile, think it was called the whopper dropper, place cat poo in pouch aim at offending neighbours house and fire away
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