The office weirdo

lass who i work with HAS to tell EVERY customer the "hilarious tale" about when she went round the nurberg ring in her battered old peugeot-after about the 100th time its wore thin with us...

[Stu]

Speedfight???

Originally Posted by Stu

Speedfight???

Nope, peugeot car, which makes it worse as i find most bikers dont wanna hear about some chav trying to rag there car round there!

Originally Posted by Bear

Of course, our current office weirdo likes to inappropriately touch other members of staff, gaffer tape his colleagues into the toilet, pick up and spin certain staff members through 360 degrees on a vertical axis, lock staff members in the back of vans for 5 minutes at a time, slow dance with another man during important meetings...

3 guesses who it is?

1) You?
2) Bear?
3) The official .org deviant?

No? OK....I give up

How do you gaffer tape someone to the toilet? Surely they'd just rip it as you tried to put the on

Originally Posted by Stu

Speedfight???

Ok, where do I start?

He once filmed a coleague (who left) taking a dump from the neighbouring cubicle.
He gropes other male staffers and frequently exposes himself.
He believes and spreads stupid racial/religious stereotypes
He's from a particularly weird bit of Coventry.

It's not me.

Originally Posted by Moffatt666

Ok, where do I start?

He once filmed a coleague (who left) taking a dump from the neighbouring cubicle.
He gropes other male staffers and frequently exposes himself.
He believes and spreads stupid racial/religious stereotypes
He's from a particularly weird bit of Coventry.

It's not me.

And that's why I would never work for Sir Trevor McDonald

Originally Posted by Captain Nemo

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i some times used to move his apples slightly out of spacing just to freak him out, ,

Umm...confession time.

My son had OCD as a small child and would keep his room spotlessly clean and tidy, we're talking showhouse standards from a 3 year old. If I wanted to punish him I simply went into his room and took just one shoe from the perfectly lined up row under his bed.

This would freak the poor little sod right out, to the extent that he once threw out the almost new Nike trainer I'd left behind because he couldn't stand to see it sitting there alone.

One day I mentioned what I was doing to a friend who's a psychologist, and she told me that apparently I was actually causing him serious mental anguish that could develop into a nasty mental condition. It's not like me to want to hurt my kids - punish them and teach them right from wrong, but never hurt them - so I stopped...just in time for him to grow out of it and start leaving his room in a proper sh!te state all the time. We were secretly relieved that it was like that, so never made too much of a fuss about him tidying.

[Viney]

Originally Posted by Stu

Speedfight???

I had one of them a Mk1 version. It was bad enough going round corners let alone the 'ring! Horrid scooter, horrid.

Originally Posted by Viney

I had one of them a Mk1 version. It was bad enough going round corners let alone the 'ring! Horrid scooter, horrid.

I'll second that; I dunno how I got my mk1 round corners, i rode it again a while back and I had to wobble round conrers, horrible!!

If it had proper front suspension it'd be ok