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Old 20-08-08, 08:48 AM   #31
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Depends which sort you are looking to attract.

But the car would attract more I imagine
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Old 20-08-08, 08:52 AM   #32
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Get the car...

then you can annoy people on

http://forums.roadfly.com/forums/por...rsche_boxster/

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Old 20-08-08, 08:56 AM   #33
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Old 20-08-08, 11:05 AM   #34
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What you want is a 1995 Micra and a 2005 SV650S, and keep the rest of your cash in the bank to waste on drugs and hookers
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When you are looking for a nice hooker, check the teeth and gums for disease first. Street tarts can be of varied quality, but the classifieds sections of your local paper can get you a nice lady for the evening at a very reasonable cost.
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Old 20-08-08, 11:07 AM   #35
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Old 20-08-08, 11:14 AM   #36
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Keep the money, that'll be much more attractive to the girl:



and that will go much MUCH quicker than either of the other options!!!

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Old 20-08-08, 11:49 AM   #37
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Humm, should I just buy a cool speedboat/yacht!??

Do Ducati or Porsche make boats?!!?
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Old 20-08-08, 11:57 AM   #38
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Old 20-08-08, 12:01 PM   #39
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Humm, should I just buy a cool speedboat/yacht!??

Do Ducati or Porsche make boats?!!?
Now boats... that's a different thing.

But then, you have to live near water to take full advantage of them. Oh, and the moorings can cost an arm & a leg, depending on where you store the boat, and where you take it to.
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Old 20-08-08, 12:09 PM   #40
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If its a posing pouch your after.....you may as well try one of these
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