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Old 04-12-08, 05:55 PM   #31
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Default Re: Why do I sneeze in twos?

when I sneeze its usually a min of 4 times, if I have a cold it can be up to 7 times. I sound like a cat and have to stop walking and cross my legs not always possible and therefore sometimes super unpleasant
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Old 04-12-08, 08:42 PM   #32
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i always sneeze in twos as well. I thought each one was 1/8th of an orgasm, but as I've never sneezed 8 times at once I couldn't tell you.
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Old 04-12-08, 08:51 PM   #33
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has anyone sneezed and f@rted at the same time?

i have and the fart comes out of your @rse at a million miles an hour.. its bloody sore..

and you know what they say about sneezing.. one's a wish and two's a kiss.. so all you peeps having 2 sneezes all the time must be kissing a lot ...
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Old 04-12-08, 08:54 PM   #34
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and you know what they say about sneezing.. one's a wish and two's a kiss.. so all you peeps having 2 sneezes all the time must be kissing a lot ...
lol that's never a bad thing, kissing's very good for removing plaque apparently
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Old 04-12-08, 09:00 PM   #35
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lol that's never a bad thing, kissing's very good for removing plaque apparently
and they say romance is dead.
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Old 04-12-08, 09:05 PM   #36
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and they say romance is dead.
Dead with rigamortis setting in and gathering cobwebs
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Old 04-12-08, 09:08 PM   #37
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i hear words when people sneeze. a common one is PIZZAA.
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Old 04-12-08, 09:09 PM   #38
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i hear words when people sneeze. a common one is PIZZAA.
Are you usually in Domino's at the time?
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Old 04-12-08, 09:10 PM   #39
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Old 04-12-08, 09:13 PM   #40
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Are you usually in Domino's at the time?
oooh no. would you chomp on one that someones just PIZZZAD on.
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