How to prove your wife is speeding!

[Richie]

Originally Posted by fenjer

Sometimes being a woman has it's advantage...

I got stopped in the BMW going home for a visit...sitting at roughly 80mph...

PC Plod - "that was a bit fast"
Me - "yeah, my boyfriend has set the cruise control though, and i have no idea how to work it, I cant seem to get it to slow down, it seems to sit at 80, I'm sorry...I dont usually get to drive his BMW..."
PC plod talks me through turning off cruise control and sends me on my way.

what colour hair do you have ?

as every car that I've owned that has had a curise control option you had to reach that speed first, then set the curse control, and if you touched your brake or accelerator pedal, the cruise control cut out.
That is the standard BMW setup too.

but I wont tell anyone.

I had an auto 306 for the last two years so i forgot was speeding was O.O

Oh and then i bought a bike.

[Spiderman]

Originally Posted by Richie

what colour hair do you have ?

as every car that I've owned that has had a curise control option you had to reach that speed first, then set the curse control, and if you touched your brake or accelerator pedal, the cruise control cut out.
That is the standard BMW setup too.

but I wont tell anyone.

I was thinking that....but then again how thick was the cop to not know any of that!!!! Or maybe he was too busy looking into her eyes...or down her top as he was telling her, who knows, lol.

A female friend of mine was stopped doiing way over a ton on a motorway once when i was with her. As the cop got out of his car she said to me "watch this" and turned on the most convincig waterworks i've ever seen! Cop get to her window and instantly gives me a dirty look like it muctt be the blokes fault the girl is crying ffs.
She says some rubbish about having jst caught her boyfriend cheating on her when she'd got off work early to go and suprise him, bla, blah blah. Officer says i should drive from here and why wasn't i driving anywayif she's in this state and she says its all her fault cos its a company car and its only her who's insured to drive it so he tells her to drive carefully from here on and maybe stop at the next services for a break!
That was it!!!!

I've never trusted a woman when she cries since.

I've never trusted a woman when she cries since.[/QUOTE]

I've never trusted women. How can you trust something that bleeds for a week but refuses to die.

[Spiderman]

And gets angrier while it bleeds too. Scary bloody things really, eh?

[Red Herring]

Ah but when they are good they can be very very good.....

Originally Posted by Kilted Ginger

I've never trusted women. How can you trust something that bleeds for a week but refuses to die.

PMSL, ROFL,

Haha!

Isn't it the young ones who are supposed to be doing the de-railing/posting drivel?
See, it isn't always the young/new/immature members!
Just a note to the leaders of the witchhunt