odd/funny things a stranger has said..

well, after last night i can now inform everyone,

i am God.

she could tell you know.....she could see it in my eyes!! ( the person in question was then put under section, for her own saftey!!!!)

[Mr Speirs]

Originally Posted by GeneticBubble

While at work, guy comes in about 9pm, theres a few people wandering around in the store, the shutters are still open...

Guy: Are you still open

Me: No, i just like to stand behind the till after we've shut.

Guy: (gave me a non amused eexpression)

When I worked at Tesco (dark days, dark days) I used to wear all the check shirt n wear a name badge and hold a clipboard to make myslef look important.
Used to get people coming up to me and ask:

Them 'Do you work here?'

Me 'No, I am just a fan, I stole one of the uniforms and I hang out here in my spare time.'

Them 'Oh okay...sorry'

Originally Posted by DarrenSV650S

"Vooly voo koo shay a fik mwa se swa"


........ I didn't have a clue what she was on about. Just ignored her

Originally Posted by Rorshach

once had a bloke kept saying to me..." you kill people in south London ,you do"..

..after about the fifteenth time , i turned round and said.." no i kill people in north London......and guess where you are now matee..."

he didnt say another word after that

Classic!

I am sure everyone got a few but the best one I heard happened to a family friend. He went to Switzerland for a conference and while going up to his in the elevator he sparks a conversation with a couple of older american tourist. Midway through it the nice old lady says "You speak very good english", to which he replies "Yes, I'm Scottish". The lady pauses, thinks for a bit looks up to him & says "You speak very good english."

Originally Posted by Raf

I am sure everyone got a few but the best one I heard happened to a family friend. He went to Switzerland for a conference and while going up to his in the elevator he sparks a conversation with a couple of older american tourist. Midway through it the nice old lady says "You speak very good english", to which he replies "Yes, I'm Scottish". The lady pauses, thinks for a bit looks up to him & says "You speak very good english."

Bless

[embee]

Long ago I was on holiday abroad on the bike, an old (well about my age now I guess) guy came up and started the usual "I used to ride a bike......." stuff.
Asked where I lived, and at the time it was Bristol. "Oh that's a coincidence, I live in Gloucester,.............well Cheltenham actually."


I was out on an old Triumph, another old guy comes up and starts the same routine, "Oh that's nice, I used to have one of those, .............except it was a Sunbeam".

Trying some unusual menu, a friend says "That's horrible, you taste it."

my mum told me she used to own a BSA and ride out of the Ace regularly when she was young. it really made my jaw drop! (she never even mentioned bikes before i got mine)

Originally Posted by fazerjane

Pulling up on bike at Supermarket some lads just started yelling "Zovirax! Zovirax! Have you got a cold sore?"

Brilliant. I remember that advert

I keep getting scantily clad women asking me if I'm looking for business.

Originally Posted by Lozzo

I keep getting scantily clad women asking me if I'm looking for business.

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Tiger 55

A bloke in a queue once opened up with "The spoons are hot today."

Assuming he was a spy trying to make contact I replied "The moon is high over Moscow."

And he looked at me like I was the loony!

You do realise he just said "It sure is hot today" but you misheard him