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Old 23-06-09, 01:17 AM   #31
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dirty finger nails oil ,stains on on thighs of trousers, smiles when they see a hammer and cant help but feeling like kicking the chav on the scooter over at the lights

and this is one you'll all agree with
thinks nothing of flying across 3 lanes of motorway traffic at silly speeds to stop and check if another biker needs help
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Old 23-06-09, 01:53 AM   #32
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dirty finger nails oil ,stains on on thighs of trousers, smiles when they see a hammer and cant help but feeling like kicking the chav on the scooter over at the lights

and this is one you'll all agree with
thinks nothing of flying across 3 lanes of motorway traffic at silly speeds to stop and check if another biker needs help
Check, check,check & check
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Old 23-06-09, 07:24 AM   #33
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Old 23-06-09, 07:57 AM   #34
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At work recently I was telling someone about the charity ride I was doing, and when I told them I did ride a bike, they said *but you are a mother!* quickly followed by *you don't look like a biker*.
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Old 23-06-09, 08:34 AM   #35
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I then went to the post office to get some euro`s, for my trip to Scotland
didnt think you needed euros for Scotland lol. Just remember to spend all jock money in Scotland as they look at you funny down here when you try to spend it
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Old 23-06-09, 09:10 AM   #36
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That'll be YC then
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Old 23-06-09, 09:41 AM   #37
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The range of people I have met on bike is quite staggering really.

You have people from opposite ends of the spectrum and then everyone in between.
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Old 23-06-09, 09:59 AM   #38
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He's my kinda biker x
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Old 23-06-09, 11:02 AM   #39
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didnt think you needed euros for Scotland lol. Just remember to spend all jock money in Scotland as they look at you funny down here when you try to spend it

lol the euro`s weren`t for Scotland I`ll carry a brace of pheasant with which to barter up there
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Old 23-06-09, 11:08 AM   #40
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At work recently I was telling someone about the charity ride I was doing, and when I told them I did ride a bike, they said *but you are a mother!* quickly followed by *you don't look like a biker*.
lol the best bit when telling soomeone about a ride your doing is the "oh, you cycle then?"
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