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Old 25-06-09, 02:05 PM   #31
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Old 25-06-09, 02:26 PM   #32
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as he has to wear work clothes...and by the giggling coming from the corner of the room...i can only assume he did it on purpose

maybe i should be worried...
Maybe you already know you should be worried....lol. I think I would!
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Old 25-06-09, 02:30 PM   #33
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Stretchie, you don't import valium as a trade, by any chance?
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Now you have her where you want her, break it to her about the new R1
'Toopid boy..... R1 indeed... It would HAVE to be a Blade

But I'll steer cleer of U turns on cattle grids...(what a rooster)

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I think he's going to rack up some mileage on it before I pass my test, but when I do......IT'S MINE I TELL YOU..............ALL MINE!!!
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So to become awesome to ladies I just need to buy a bike for them?
Pretty much..... You see, buying a bike for her is like making love to your beautiful lady. You have to lay out the options infront of her, decide which approach YOU wish, ply her with only the finest Tesco plonk and after eights then inevitably you get what you wanted

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Funnily enough, I did spend almost that yesterday on clothes....but that was my money....lol



SAY WHAT NOW??

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I kept watching and pi$$ed myself as the realisation hit his face and he stood there knock kneed looking all sorry for himself.....lol


I remember that, Very confusing


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i can only assume he did it on purpose

maybe i should be worried...

Be worried.... But get photo's
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Old 25-06-09, 02:34 PM   #34
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I've met Stretchie,

He's awesome. I was a hood-ornament for a car he was driving for a bit, and I believe he organised the dowery for transferring Anna to the Soho massive for a box of little cakes. Which we won big on by not having to pay anyone in Portugal cakes to send her there

That said, he's a bloke and, by and large, they turn me right off. So it's probably for the best he's ended up with you.

Glad you two are having a ball

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Old 25-06-09, 02:41 PM   #35
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I was a hood-ornament for a car he was driving for a bit
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I believe he organised the dowery for transferring Anna to the Soho massive for a box of little cakes. Which we won big on by not having to pay anyone in Portugal cakes to send her there
Ha, hold on, she's moved on a couple of times now... Do you think there's a link there???




Anna if you are reading, I didn't mean it, Squirrel and Beenz made me write it
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Old 25-06-09, 02:43 PM   #36
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Old 25-06-09, 02:46 PM   #37
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Shouldn't that be 'poon-tang'..? Or has that little Freudian slip just revealed an uncomfortable personal preference..?
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Old 25-06-09, 02:47 PM   #38
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Stretchie....you liked the dress so quite your whinging.......I deserve a nice dress and you can perv at my boobs in it so I know you won't be disappointed when you see it on!
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Old 25-06-09, 02:49 PM   #39
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Funnily enough, I did spend almost that yesterday on clothes....but that was my money....lol
And there you have it!
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Guys are great...



Girls are just better.
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