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Old 09-08-09, 03:03 PM   #31
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Isn't it when you look at an eLCie and can remember really wanting one!?

(An eLCie for those far too young, was Yamahas hoodlum 250cc (or 350, but that needed a full license) stroker)

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Old 09-08-09, 03:08 PM   #32
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You spend your time on a forum, instead of out riding!!!!
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Old 09-08-09, 03:13 PM   #33
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when in the throws of passionate sex when your about to lift your partner in the air you say 1,2,3 lift










this could also mean your partner could do with loseing a few pounds
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Old 09-08-09, 03:19 PM   #34
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I suppose it's once nearly everybody you knew are dead and gone, family, friends and when an ex of yours has had a heart attack and passed on... Plus all the doctors and cppers look half your age...at least...
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Old 09-08-09, 05:11 PM   #35
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1.When you go out for a drink, and can only manage 3 pints before calling it quits.. Still not a problem
2.You start looking at the share prices and start worrying about your pension years financial worries Have been for about two years
3. A Hangover takes all day to dissapear the following day Takes two days now
4. You spend your weekend nights at home drinking tea watching the tv Still go out
5. Any of your kids start school Eldest is worrying about 30, youngest just left Uni
6. You slow down your driving, and become grumpy Mr. Victor Meldrew of "One foot in the ground" Ain't never going to happen - double negative. Does that mean it already has?
7. Your body takes longer to heal after accidents Mmmm, I need weaning off pain killers
8. You've reached the point of no return to dangerous youthful activities The mind is up for it but the body won't even get into the start position
I'm not old!

I just can't do some of the things i used to do
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Old 09-08-09, 06:19 PM   #36
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I realised I was old when I looked in the mirror and wondered who'd stuck a photo of my dad on it.

That was the same day I accepted that plastic surgery is a viable proceedure.
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Old 09-08-09, 06:32 PM   #37
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If like me you can think you could do a 400 mile run have meals out an still have enough for pub at night on a fiver
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Old 09-08-09, 06:37 PM   #38
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I will never get old, so I have no idea what you lot are gabbling on about.
I was going to agree with that, but after reading the thread, I'm more inclined to agree with this one...

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great !!!! thanks everyone !! I now realise i'm old
I'm 26. Time to buy a kart & get into racing again, or perhaps a quad...
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Old 10-08-09, 06:39 AM   #39
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I suppose it's once nearly everybody you knew are dead and gone, family, friends and when an ex of yours has had a heart attack and passed on... Plus all the doctors and cppers look half your age...at least...
or the first page you usually turn to is the Death Notices.
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Old 10-08-09, 06:48 AM   #40
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When the wife says the clothes I pick up from clothes shop are to young for me!!!
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