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Originally Posted by DarrenSV650S

You still haven't explained the dc ten one ???

Its a plane!!1

How did so many people not get the DC Ten joke? Detective Constable... DC-10... and I'm not that old!?!?!

MBK, if you've ever been asked to pick up some Tartan paint from B&Q etc, and fallen for it, you really need to hang your head in shame (though I've never met anyone that's admitted to falling for that).

The favourite of mine was asking people to fetch me the glass hammer... when i worked in a factory putting double glazed windows together... could always convince the newbie to ask someone for it even if they thought you were pulling their leg straight away!

Originally Posted by Red Herring

I think we've derailed this thread slightly. You ever played the wind up at the morgue by hiding someone on a trolley?

Ooo, morgue's... I've done that one too. Great fun when it's a new (young & pretty) female nurse/copper that's in there.

[DarrenSV650S]

So it's a plane.... what's funny about that??

No, I've never been dumb enough to fall for the tartan paint..or the elbow grease! I never fell for a glass hammer or sky hooks either...

Originally Posted by Red Herring

I think we've derailed this thread slightly. You ever played the wind up at the morgue by hiding someone on a trolley?

No but I have probally heard the best story about it.

Ever played find the trunchon?

Originally Posted by DarrenSV650S

So it's a plane.... what's funny about that??

Hmm, getting someone in the police to call an airport police station, asking to talk to a plane... you don't see the funny side?

[Red Herring]

Originally Posted by Milky Bar Kid

No and if anyone had done that to me I would have punched them!

Last time we did it we stuck somebody else in first on the next tray. The "Wind up" then got in and whilst they were waiting patiently for the probationer to open the draw the other guy simply said "Cold in here isn't it". The wind up went ballistic, brilliant!

Haha! One of the guys on my shift got his DS to phone PC Wald....and gave him the phone number...of PC WORLD.

The guy answered "Hello PC World can I help you?" and the DS was like "Oh hello, my name is DS **** from Stranraer, I have a message asking me to call you...."

Shortly followed by him screaming "DICKSON YA BARSTEWARD!!!!!"

[DarrenSV650S]

Originally Posted by Baph

Hmm, getting someone in the police to call an airport police station, asking to talk to a plane... you don't see the funny side?

No that just isn't funny. It's a coincidence