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Old 24-11-09, 08:17 AM   #31
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Would never do it myself (not much to see ), but have a mate who went through a stage of streaking. Best 2 were Uttoxeter races when he ran the full length of the home straight between races whipping his rear and then promptly lunging for the line, all this whilst be chased by 2 security guards and the crowd roaring. 2nd one was Chester vs Northwich Vics in front of about 3000 fans during the 2nd half. Another one of our mates was playing for Chester so the 'streaker' ran up to him and plonked a smacker on his lips . Court appearances were forthcoming for both unfortunately
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Old 24-11-09, 08:21 AM   #32
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Lol! I love how none of the girls of the Org have owned up to either trying this or having the inclination too! I certainly never have and very very much doubt that I ever will!
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Old 24-11-09, 08:26 AM   #33
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Lol! I love how none of the girls of the Org have owned up to either trying this or having the inclination too! I certainly never have and very very much doubt that I ever will!
Plenty of time to change your mind in time for the GMIII
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Old 24-11-09, 11:10 AM   #34
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Its been restricted to darley moor up to now because its lets say "quieter" lol
just a few drunken mates about to give me the nick name "tripod" haha

you could do Oulton at night its quiet then on track

your lying your legs don't look that short
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Old 24-11-09, 12:09 PM   #35
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One word of advice, do NOT do this at a sports venue. At Lord's, once the police and stewards have dragged you off you spend the next few hours in the police room out the back of the stands, then you are taken to the local police station where you will charged with aggravated trespass. That ususally results in a night in the cells, a fine of £1000 and a ban from sports grounds around the country. And you don't even get to appear on Sky Sports anymore as they won't show streakers.

So I haven't streaked - especially not at work. It was bad enough that the Sky camera crew spotted me at the cricket on my hols in Sri Lanka in a bikini top and decided to broadcast the pictures back home in the UK.
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Old 24-11-09, 04:34 PM   #36
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Plenty of time to change your mind in time for the GMIII
OUR SURVEY SAYS - EH EW!!! Nope, I think not James!
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Old 24-11-09, 04:55 PM   #37
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One word of advice, do NOT do this at a sports venue. At Lord's, once the police and stewards have dragged you off you spend the next few hours in the police room out the back of the stands, then you are taken to the local police station where you will charged with aggravated trespass. That ususally results in a night in the cells, a fine of £1000 and a ban from sports grounds around the country.
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Old 24-11-09, 05:00 PM   #38
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I have sat on a naked bike.........naked, with another man. This other man was from the .org.

Does that count?
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Old 24-11-09, 05:07 PM   #39
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I have sat on a naked bike.........naked, with another man. This other man was from the .org.
All my fantasies wrapped up in a single post.
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Ah scoobs. I was thinking of you the whole time. Promise.
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