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Old 04-01-10, 10:20 AM   #31
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Willies, c*cks, wangers, love sausages, call them what you will.

Who's actually into the outlandishly large ones, or even those bigger than a large salami? As not mentioned in another thread, I'm not - I prefer some but not too much.

Just something that's been going through my mind* since a close friend, who is a very nice size decided he wants bigger and is looking at surgical possibilities.

What's the attraction, I just can't see it? To me it just means the poor boy will be resting it on his knees when he gets to 50, and before then he'll be plagued by back troubles.

*This is a lie.

ahhhh now I get it.. nowi see the relativity to the original post re boobies.. and the verbatim OP.. clever cazza v v clever..


shame though.. I thought u had gone all rude..
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Old 04-01-10, 11:50 AM   #32
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Its not what you have got,its what you do with it that counts,after all what is better,12inchs or 6inchs twice
You have two???
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Old 04-01-10, 12:44 PM   #33
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Just something that's been going through my mind* since a close friend, who is a very nice size decided he wants bigger and is looking at surgical possibilities.
Well, I had to browse:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_enlargement

" it was determined that most patients who underwent penis-lengthening surgery were unsatisfied with the results"

"the dissatisfaction rate was in excess of 70 percent"

"severe erectile dysfunction"


Good luck with that. Me, I'll stick to spam emails......
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Old 04-01-10, 01:57 PM   #34
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Old 04-01-10, 02:13 PM   #35
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Yes very much.

All I can say is that I've not had any complaints, and I would consider that before I have anyone come near with a knife in that area.
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Old 04-01-10, 02:26 PM   #36
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he he well played Caz

Interesting subject tho lol, do guys actually think that massively huge willies do the job better?
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Old 04-01-10, 02:31 PM   #37
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he he well played Caz

Interesting subject tho lol, do guys actually think that massively huge willies do the job better?
No.

It's all down to self confidence, experience and ability, and not entirely down to size. I'm told that size helps to an extent in that too small is no good to anyone, but over a certain size it becomes a hinderance. I suppose that certain size varies from woman to woman, in much the same way that everything does.
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Old 04-01-10, 02:48 PM   #38
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Inches or centimetres?

In either case you'll probably have to work on the charm and a fat wallet
inches i have either looks like im screwed then =[
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Old 04-01-10, 02:55 PM   #39
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No.

It's all down to self confidence, experience and ability, and not entirely down to size. I'm told that size helps to an extent in that too small is no good to anyone, but over a certain size it becomes a hinderance. I suppose that certain size varies from woman to woman, in much the same way that everything does.
Nice to see we're back talking about bikes again.
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Old 04-01-10, 02:57 PM   #40
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Nice to see we're back talking about bikes again.
ha ha makes me chuckle that when the tables are turned the guys are much less vocal
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