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09-02-10, 12:54 PM
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Re: Banter/Whitty Comments Needed...
The way that I feel,
can't be expressed in words. Would be much easier, with dog turds. Last edited by Grant66; 09-02-10 at 05:29 PM. |
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09-02-10, 01:34 PM
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Re: Banter/Whitty Comments Needed...
I have no witty comments, but I actually did get that card for my wife last year (along with a proper one for her to open after the shock subsided).
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09-02-10, 08:59 PM
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Re: Banter/Whitty Comments Needed...
"You have a face like a peach, a football-peach"....
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10-02-10, 02:13 AM
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Re: Banter/Whitty Comments Needed...
Quote:
This has got to be the winner, Dave numbers I salute you!! Dave |
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10-02-10, 09:43 AM
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Re: Banter/Whitty Comments Needed...
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10-02-10, 09:51 AM
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eg, Thought I'd be nice to buy you a valentines card but with all the money I've been spending on HIV treatments this is all I could afford. Oh yeah, while I remember they're giving free tests down at the local clinic you should go. |
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10-02-10, 10:03 AM
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Re: Banter/Whitty Comments Needed...
now that is a harsh comment to make matt!
(just don't mention the alternative to the recession party lol)...
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RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012 - You were awesome Cbf600, sv650, sv1000, gsxr 750 srad, KTM adventure 950, gsxr 750 k1, gsxr 750 srad, fazer 1000, zx9r ninja.. |
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10-02-10, 11:03 AM
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Re: Banter/Whitty Comments Needed...
'Tis better to
have loved and lost, this painful truth I know. And therefore do I give thee thanks, thou two-faced freakin' ho. Valentines day is made for lovers, and gestures that endure. So I *love* that I gave you genital warts, for which there is no cure.
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10-02-10, 11:05 AM
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Re: Banter/Whitty Comments Needed...
could just take out a personal advert in the local paper..
"For no strings attached sex, contact my wh0re of an ex on 07876......"
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10-02-10, 12:48 PM
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Re: Banter/Whitty Comments Needed...
Whats the rest of the number?
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