Can I kill the children next door?

Feel free to kill them. then you can come round mine and kill the brat thats kept me awake every soddin day this week (im on nights, grrrrr) all i can hear is him banging and screaming, and a very loud tele. But when im playing music a bit loudish they have the cheek to come and ask me to turn it down (like this afternoon)
not a fan on kids personally

I like kids but couldn't eat a whole one.
I would love to get one them noise thingys that only kids hear.

[DarrenSV650S]

We used to live next to a family with two girls years ago. They had a trampoline in the back garden and jumped on it all day, and screamed all day.
One saturday morning I was trying to sleep in, and they kept waking me up. Eventually I just snapped, opened the window and shouted really loud SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!
Nice and quiet after that

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Dicky Ticker

I like kids but couldn't eat a whole one.
I would love to get one them noise thingys that only kids hear.

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Cheaper than the sentence you might get Pete.

[dizzyblonde]

I have the perfect answer......vuvuzelas......

Originally Posted by dizzyblonde

I have the perfect answer......

tolerance!! because everyone who has complained was a perefct child who never played in the street and never yelled and was perfect in every sense










(paintball gun/catapult with red paintballs works well!)

8/10 also,

Good use of visualisation of the hatred, perticularly liked the blackboard/cotton wool/kitkat (other fingered chocolates are available) section of the rant.

Cant you get some of your bobby mates to come and give them a "your been a noisey f'ker shut up or get fined" ticket?

[timwilky]

I want to kill the 20 year old lad next door, Won't somebody please tell him he cannot play the guitar. oh and to fix the volume control on his amplifier.

T'other side, I used to have a sweet old lady who would knock on my door with warm apple pies. She dies and a liverpool fan and his dum wife move in. Knock out a couple of sprogs, cut down apple trees to make room for a bloody huge garden trampoline and the noise that goes with it when 5 year olds get in there.

Still warming up the bike under their bedroom window at 6.00 lets them know I am partial to a bit of noise. So radio goes on in my garage whenever they let the kids out. They built a pond, sometimes I just wish......No mustn't go their with the trip wire.

My grandkids, I love them when they are not whinging. A delightful sound when they are playing.


Still the grumpy sod at the back of me shouted one morning when I fired the concrete mixer up at 7 am and started the wacker for my patio project. He complained I had woke him up. My response, well as your awake now, whats the problem. now f*** off I am too busy to listen to your carp".

[pookie]

just walk around with your ear plugs in also have a few late night world cup parties..that should wear the little ones out

Originally Posted by timwilky

T'other side, I used to have a sweet old lady who would knock on my door with warm apple pies. She dies and a liverpool fan and his dum wife move in. Knock out a couple of sprogs, cut down apple trees to make room for a bloody huge garden trampoline and the noise that goes with it when 5 year olds get in there.

Exsactly what I dont want to happen with our neighbours. As much as the bloke next door is a miserable git, they're an older couple whose kids have long gone etc. So occasionally we get the grand kids round but I can handle that. Now thier house is up for sale an I'd dread it been sold to a noisy bunch with it been a semi attached to them.