How to get rid of undesirable looking tenants??

Dress Pete up in drag and tell him to go wander through the garden pi55ing on the plants while singing the "Wheels on the Bus go round and round" in his Scottish accent

Originally Posted by dizzyblonde

Not just the one though eh

I wonder if the council will mind a whole load of orgers camping in either of the two fields here over night for a party

Sounds like were having a pre Ar party in that case

[yorkie_chris]

Originally Posted by BBadger

llamas are a better choise Dam viscous pack animals...and you could make a llama jumper.

Alligators, gotta be alligators.

Originally Posted by yorkie_chris

Alligators, gotta be alligators.

Dig a moat ....there could be sharks with laser beams, would give you good reason to strike a evil pose also.

[dizzyblonde]

Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris

Dress Pete up in drag and tell him to go wander through the garden pi55ing on the plants while singing the "Wheels on the Bus go round and round" in his Scottish accent

Oh dear, that would be scary, although he would sound a lot more ferocious if he sang 'the wheels on the bus' in Greek

Originally Posted by BBadger

Sounds like were having a pre Ar party in that case

LOL, yeah, seeing as though I'll be far too fat and preggers to make it to the AR!! The stress might make baby come early.

Originally Posted by BBadger

Dig a moat ....there could be sharks with laser beams, would give you good reason to strike a evil pose also.

Ahh now I already have a digger for your moat, it comes in the form of Bob the dog, but he likes to spread muck all over your bike As for laser beams, the only thing he can do is lay some very big land mines

Originally Posted by yorkie_chris

Bring sally down and feed him 15 pints. I'm sure his advances after being stuck on an oil rig for a few months with only light buggery will scare the hell out of them

My advances are bad enough without being on a rig for a few weeks...

Its ok, am back now!
Been back for a while!
All fustrations have been taken care of...

[Richie]

Originally Posted by dizzyblonde

Love it, absolutely brill

I do have a Gerry helmet hidden upstairs...unfortunately I don't think my German granny who lives down the street would be pleased if her grand daughter suddenly started dressing up as a member of the gestapo though!

Dress up and take photos..... :0) gurr baby!

Originally Posted by davepreston

org week long party, with yc me tim wilky and a few others no one in there right mind would go within 30 mile of the place

I concur Dave...

[yorkie_chris]

Originally Posted by Sally

My advances are bad enough without being on a rig for a few weeks...

Its ok, am back now!
Been back for a while!
All fustrations have been taken care of...

Oh so you were getting plenty buggering out there were you

[Supervox]

Originally Posted by yorkie_chris

Oh so you were getting plenty buggering out there were you

And the award for Most Subtle Post of 2010 goes to . . .

My uncle had a falling out with his neighbour over some land at the back of his house. Anyway when nxt door came to sell thier house he painted the front of his in black and white checkers, covered up his whole living room window with a sign saying neighbour from hell and to top it off when there was viewings started up his unbaffled TLR 1000, R1 and KTM 640 all of which he keeps in his living room! Needless to say it didn't sell.

Funny thing is a year later they're friends again