The perfect D**P :-) - Page 4 - SV650.org

17-09-10, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by reeder

All women don't fart. Please don't ruin my sweet little image.

This. Women's bums are there for two things: to look nice, and for sexual purposes. Nothing EVER comes out of them. You're all pristine goddesses.

Jayneflakes · 17-09-10, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by metalangel

This. Women's bums are there for two things: to look nice, and for sexual purposes. Nothing EVER comes out of them. You're all pristine goddesses.

One morning only last week, my partner awoke to find her arms wrapped around me and my head nestled into her shoulder, it was a beautiful moment for her and she gently kissed my still sleeping face.

To which, I turned over, snuggled into my pillow and farted like a fog horn!

17-09-10, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jayneflakes

One morning only last week, my partner awoke to find her arms wrapped around me and my head nestled into her shoulder, it was a beautiful moment for her and she gently kissed my still sleeping face.

To which, I turned over, snuggled into my pillow and farted like a fog horn!

LOL

Ste

Drew Carey · 17-09-10, 10:11 AM

Hehe....this thread has made me laugh. Thank you.

On the subject of farting in leathers....anyone ever done that and thought, "Best stop, else my pillion might feel that"!!!!

I have also had the thought on a ride out, after having chilli the night before....."Best not, else I might have an accident". Can't be nice in leathers in 25oC!!!!!

dizzyblonde · 17-09-10, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Drew Carey

Hehe....this thread has made me laugh. Thank you.

On the subject of farting in leathers....anyone ever done that and thought, "Best stop, else my pillion might feel that"!!!!

I have also had the thought on a ride out, after having chilli the night before....."Best not, else I might have an accident". Can't be nice in leathers in 25oC!!!!!

Sometimes it does make you wonder

'oh god thats too warm for just a fart, surely?'

As for accidents, the best person to ask about that is Smudge, hes not keen on remembering a certain North Wales rideout.

17-09-10, 09:28 PM

Jeeeeeesus , outta here

widepants · 17-09-10, 11:31 PM

I have an allergy to onions ,and it takes about half an hour for the magic to work.
monday It was fried onion time.
Was I a bad man to laugh when the misses gagged out loud

17-09-10, 10:11 AM	#34
Drew Carey Not Fizzwheel Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Brum Posts: 1,780	Re: The perfect DP :-)** Hehe....this thread has made me laugh. Thank you. On the subject of farting in leathers....anyone ever done that and thought, "Best stop, else my pillion might feel that"!!!! I have also had the thought on a ride out, after having chilli the night before....."Best not, else I might have an accident". Can't be nice in leathers in 25oC!!!!! __________________ My Bike Now Doesn't Have a Motor....Just Pedals!!!! Hovis RIP Buddy - 13/08/1975 - 03/10/2009 "Feckinnnn Unluckkeeeeeeee"

17-09-10, 09:28 PM	#36
xXBADGERXx Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The perfect DP :-)** Jeeeeeesus , outta here

17-09-10, 11:31 PM	#37
widepants Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: somerset Posts: 480	Re: The perfect DP :-)** I have an allergy to onions ,and it takes about half an hour for the magic to work. monday It was fried onion time. Was I a bad man to laugh when the misses gagged out loud __________________ http://forums.sv650.org/showpost.php...9&postcount=17 lol

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