Why are "Walkers" miserable gits

[DaveW_42]

I thought this was a rant against me!

My Dad is a walker. He also rides a motorbike and fancies abit of green laning. We got flagged down on ride by walkers once who started berating me becuase they felt the road was too narrow for motorbikes (not sure of the logic), then my Dad walks up, takes of his lid and turns out he knows them.

Amusing sheepish apologies follow and my Dad points out a nice footpath that they will enjoy and keep them away from 'noisy, scary, horrible motorcycles'. A good day.

Walkers are miserable gits because;
a) they wear kagools and subconsciously they know they look sad
b) they are sad
c) they envy bikers because we look sexy and tough
d) we are sexy and tough
e) their partners are ugly (except DavyF's Dads) and the kagools make them sweaty and grumpy
f ) another 200 reasons but I have work to do now.

Originally Posted by husky03

Daimo- you miss the point i'm making-the jet skiers I'VE met are plebs-chavs who go out and act like chavs and say to hell with everyone else.

As for moaning -you've got a cheek=-you moan like feck on here so shut yer gob

Your opinion mate-and its easy to see you get REALLY wound up-maybe you should go start another club for wound up people.

Aye- so when your trout fishing you want the bottom all dregded up eh?-me thinks your talking the proverbial pi$h again.

H.
xxx

I don't get really wound up at all Just because a few words may appear that way, doesn't mean it portaits my emotional state.

I can write a whole load of nasty stuff, without feeling an hate or anger. I think you need to become more aware about text within an online format.

Your right, im not a fisherman, i've got a life and obviously those we chatted to were not fishing for trout. Not in a poxy small lake anyway.

So the sarcasm attempt failed my pension collecting friend.

salt and vinegars the best flavour.

Originally Posted by Daimo

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So the sarcasm attempt failed my pension collecting friend.

Daimo-you should know better than most if it was an attempt at sarcasm it would have been followed with a and not a so

Originally Posted by Stingo

I am so dissapointed...I thought this thread was going to be a rant at a well known manufacturer of crisps and the like...

I remember that Hovis once had a rant about this, cos he bought a package and it contained all of eight crisps

Originally Posted by Daimo

Your right, im not a fisherman, i've got a life

Firstly - *You're
Secondly - Do I not have a life?

Ooooo Internet spelling police :P
Nahh its a blanket statement. Not all fishermen haven't got lifes
Husky, its banter

Just most