City of london tickets - how to waste their time?

you could always just taser him and hide the body in an industrial unit, flee to brazil or mexico and live in luxury........for a week or two =P

[Viney]

Originally Posted by Daimo

Water Bucket.

Next time he comes round, soak him. Your not actually abusing him, jsut making them wet.

Then remind him that he's trespassing on private property, and if he steps on it again, he'll get another bucket load. With ice this time.

Thats assault im affraid.

in fairness, just whack a cheap cover on your bike, they cant touch the cover, so you wont be annoyed with tickets, and your bike wont be attacked by small grit/gravel when the wind picks up like it has been lately.

Some good ideas
And I have always wanted to visit Mexico ))

I was under the impression the rules/law had changed and wardens could now remove/move covers etc in order to check plates etc as long as due care was applied?

The Soho lot (been a while since I went ) should know

[mikerj]

Hmm, you need to get hold of a traffic Warden uniform, or something that looks very similar. Get a mate dressed up in it, go mad with the fake blood and then bundle your mate into the boot of a car whilst the real warden is around to see it

LOLLLLL!
I love it.
Then calmly turn to the guy, dust off your jacket and say, "sorry mate can you come back in *check watch* 20 minutes?, thanks!"

[SoulKiss]

Originally Posted by PsychoCannon

LOLLLLL!
I love it.
Then calmly turn to the guy, dust off your jacket and say, "sorry mate can you come back in *check watch* 20 minutes?, thanks!"

Want to borrow the MAC11 back?