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you could always just taser him and hide the body in an industrial unit, flee to brazil or mexico and live in luxury........for a week or two =P
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Thats assault im affraid.
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in fairness, just whack a cheap cover on your bike, they cant touch the cover, so you wont be annoyed with tickets, and your bike wont be attacked by small grit/gravel when the wind picks up like it has been lately.
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Some good ideas
![]() And I have always wanted to visit Mexico ![]() I was under the impression the rules/law had changed and wardens could now remove/move covers etc in order to check plates etc as long as due care was applied? The Soho lot (been a while since I went ![]() ![]() |
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Hmm, you need to get hold of a traffic Warden uniform, or something that looks very similar. Get a mate dressed up in it, go mad with the fake blood and then bundle your mate into the boot of a car whilst the real warden is around to see it
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LOLLLLL!
I love it. Then calmly turn to the guy, dust off your jacket and say, "sorry mate can you come back in *check watch* 20 minutes?, thanks!" |
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Want to borrow the MAC11 back?
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