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04-12-12, 09:27 AM

Alcohol, from a bottle of wine to a bottle of Malt Whisky, fits all budgets.

Though you do occasionally get a bottle of special edition Johnny Walker or other such expensive paint stripper that the buyer thinks is a great bottle of whisky and hence a fantastic present (cos it was expensive), which is pretty much useless as I dont like whisky and coke very much.

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Littlepeahead · 04-12-12, 10:06 AM

I got home from holiday to find a small pool table boxed up in my home office. Apparently this is what I've bought the nephews for Christmas! Along with a big remote controlled car that has appeared in my loft as if by magic. It's fun to get the kids stuff but if I don't get a thank you letter there is big trouble.

I've decided that if I'm naughty enough all year Santa won't have to trouble himself in bringing me anything.

carelesschucca · 04-12-12, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Bibio

so can i please have a tall blonde Swedish female of frisky nature please

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Originally Posted by Bri w

Or second go on Bib's blonde babe

Bri, remember Lance's idea of tall and yours may differ slightly...

As for christmas, half a ton of carp gifts given and received, my nephews don't even want gifts now they just want cold hard cash! Bah Humbug!

Always thought that everyone should just buy themselves something they want, be happy with it and be done...

Fallout · 04-12-12, 02:16 PM

Tall women are overrated. Tall = heavier = more difficult to throw around.

04-12-12, 02:47 PM

Scroooooooge

andrewsmith · 04-12-12, 04:42 PM

Not read the the thread but I agree with Fallouts sentiment

and to get Richies and JF's attention

04-12-12, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Littlepeahead

A firm rubdown by two Thai women. All over with oil and sea salt.

Can i ask where in Essex you got this as it sounds like my perfect prezzie

Not so sure Mrs d2 will agree but hay its my prezzie

Fallout · 04-12-12, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by andrewsmith

Not read the the thread but I agree with Fallouts sentiment

That's not my sentiment though! I like Christmas. It's just people that constantly disappoint me.

Jayneflakes · 05-12-12, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by andrewsmith

and to get Richies and JF's attention

Here Sir! Taking notes and happy to be tested at the end!

chris8886 · 05-12-12, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by disco2

Can i ask where in Essex you got this as it sounds like my perfect prezzie

Not so sure Mrs d2 will agree but hay its my prezzie

she was in thailand, so you might have a little trouble there!

04-12-12, 10:06 AM	#32
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04-12-12, 02:16 PM	#34
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04-12-12, 02:47 PM	#35
Bordtea Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Tell me what you want for Christmas! rant Scroooooooge

04-12-12, 04:42 PM	#36
andrewsmith Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, Just south of salad dodging country Posts: 7,750	Re: Tell me what you want for Christmas! rant Not read the the thread but I agree with Fallouts sentiment and to get Richies and JF's attention __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012. Always missed squire!!! Every year we meet old friends, gain some new ones, lose old ones and you always remember them all. “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” Mahatma Gandhi

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04-12-12, 09:27 AM	#31
-Ralph- Guest Posts: n/a	Alcohol, from a bottle of wine to a bottle of Malt Whisky, fits all budgets. Though you do occasionally get a bottle of special edition Johnny Walker or other such expensive paint stripper that the buyer thinks is a great bottle of whisky and hence a fantastic present (cos it was expensive), which is pretty much useless as I dont like whisky and coke very much. Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk 2