A fisherman's tale.

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Suddenly there was a loud back fire,and Peter shuffled, embarassed and began to apologise and put the blame for the outburst on a rather suspect burger he had eaten earlier at Devil's Bridge.Just as he finished speaking.....

...the coppers blacked out from the appalling guff and they were carried into the ambulance and given oxygen then when they came round pete was arrested for letting loose a dangerous discharge in public and thrown into a police cell where he was greeted by a big bloke.......

Who insisted on being called Kennetha, who was the owner of a IL4 motorcycle which....

was the envy of the SV riding.....

Transvestites that are often to be found cruising at the Ace Cafe and who are not normally viewed as...

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anything other than potential romantic interludes to the aforementioned Senhor Henry. However, getting back to Kennetha . . .

Who by now had made enquires with Snr Henry as to whether he had ever play the game Mummies and .......

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mummies. Peter knew this game well but where were they to find celery and a feather boa in the cell. There was a knock on the cell door and Kennetha sprung up to

There was a knock on the cell door and Kennetha sprung up to

...attention as it was a rather tasty lookin lady warden dressed in stockings and suspenders and also wearing a PVC balaclava with gas mask attached and a nice little sexy black gortex basque (in case things got hot and sweaty) but when Kennetha "slipped the hand" with the tasty warden bint lady, he was aghast to find two meat and veg down below (although there was still no sign of the Celery stick) but when Kennetha looked closer, the moustache was a dead giveaway...Lucan ya bass he exclaimed...