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23-04-06, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Peter Henry

Wherever I might be I never walk alone,as the Lord is always right there with me.

So that's why you're converting your Ducati to Monoposto? :P

23-04-06, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Peter Henry

The Lord took rest on the 7th day and so I must follow his lead. I will spend some enriching hours reading passages from The Bible, one or two of you might follow my lead and allow yourselves to see what your modern life style shields you from.

Surely Sir you take the pish?

23-04-06, 03:55 PM

When you escape those scarey moments when riding on your motorcycle,is it luck? Or divine intervention that allows you to retell the tale?

23-04-06, 04:07 PM

Dude, let me tell you all about my religion, seeing as you've asked an' all...

http://www.churchofsatan.com/

The Nine Satanic Statements

by Anton Szandor LaVey

1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!

2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!

3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!

4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!

5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!

6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!

7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!

8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!

9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!

Biker Biggles · 23-04-06, 04:13 PM

Nice one Razor.I'll drink to that--------After confession of course.

Spiderman · 24-04-06, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Peter Henry

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Religion is a gift for the enrichment of lives,not for provoking confrontation

Not the way i see it.

Religion is mans way to have more power over other men.

Some wield power thru economics, some thru politics and yet others thru spirituality.
Any man that tells me the relationship i have with the Creator is wrong unless its done thru their church/synagogue/mosqe/whatevere else is simply trying to have control over me and my life.

Religion is a tool for control and many many many bad things have been done in the name of various religions.
People who have no reason to fight each other will happilt do so cos writings from thousands of years ago convince them that they should.

Spirituality, is a good thing. Rules about how to be spiritual are just put there by man.

24-04-06, 09:10 AM

Razor...Was there a point you were wishing to share with us?

Spidey,despite the rhetoric you do indeed appear to be in turmoil. I will make a point of mentioning you and praying for your salvation in my next bible group.

24-04-06, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Peter Henry

Razor...Was there a point you were wishing to share with us?

I wish I could share, but that's against my religion

24-04-06, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Razor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4RpxEbY6PI

Originally this thread was about the chuckles...

Where did It go wrong?

24-04-06, 09:13 AM

Razor...No problem,at least you have religion in your life and are not like so many poor lost souls out there.

23-04-06, 04:13 PM	#35
Biker Biggles Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Barnet Herts Posts: 5,071	Nice one Razor.I'll drink to that--------After confession of course. __________________ On a clear day we stand there and look further than the ordinary eye can see.

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23-04-06, 03:55 PM	#33
Peter Henry Guest Posts: n/a	When you escape those scarey moments when riding on your motorcycle,is it luck? Or divine intervention that allows you to retell the tale?

23-04-06, 04:07 PM	#34
Razor Guest Posts: n/a	Dude, let me tell you all about my religion, seeing as you've asked an' all... http://www.churchofsatan.com/ The Nine Satanic Statements by Anton Szandor LaVey 1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence! 2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams! 3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit! 4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates! 5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek! 6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires! 7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all! 8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification! 9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!

24-04-06, 09:10 AM	#37
Peter Henry Guest Posts: n/a	Razor...Was there a point you were wishing to share with us? Spidey,despite the rhetoric you do indeed appear to be in turmoil. I will make a point of mentioning you and praying for your salvation in my next bible group.

24-04-06, 09:13 AM	#40
Peter Henry Guest Posts: n/a	Razor...No problem,at least you have religion in your life and are not like so many poor lost souls out there.