Famous Last Words - Page 4 - SV650.org

Lissa · 16-06-06, 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quiff Wichard

" yea a nice tattoo of a butterfly on me ass please--- whatever you do I dont want a dragon ! ......... anon

16-06-06, 06:20 AM

"We'll go over there, slap a few heads and be home before the end of the month." George Bush.

"Im sick of carrying these guys,I'll show them when I go solo." Gary Barlow.

"Why would anyone object to me staying in this gaff?" John Prescott.

"Go on then Mike I'll just have a tenner on Red Rum,that's my lot though." Wayne Rooney.

16-06-06, 06:35 AM

'How's the signal now?' Rod Hull

16-06-06, 06:39 AM

"I don't need a prenup" Paul Macartney

16-06-06, 06:43 AM

"Elvis you still in there? We got confirmation of your european gig dates." Graceland aide.

"I love NY here I can walk around and no-one ever bothers me."John Lennon.

"Riding round a loop circuit,is a piece of p*ss compared to what I am used to." Barry Sheene.

"For the last time,if you don't take your hand out of my ass i'm gonna throw you off this roof." Emu.

16-06-06, 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peter Henry

"What a view, from here it seems like I could reach out and touch the waves."Phuket holiday maker.

"Wouldn't it be great if we didn't have to trudge all the way up the valley to fetch a bit of coal?" Aberffan resident.

"You carry on with what your doing lass,this copper won't bother us." Peter Sutcliffe.

Bit close to the knuckle there Peter

16-06-06, 08:40 AM

"We have never lost one penny." Brinks Matt security chief.

"I'll offer to do a few free shows, no way they'll put me inside." Gary Glitter.

"The C5 will change the world of commuting as we now know it." Clive Sinclair.

"These shares are the best, i'm gonna keep hold of them a while longer." Polly Peck investor.

16-06-06, 10:47 AM

Anonymous ones are some of the best

"Cut the red one"

"Don't shoot . . . it's me"

"Of course it's bulletproof"

"Don't worry, it's not loaded"

"What a cute little baby bear. I wonder where his mother is"

16-06-06, 10:53 AM

A very famous one:

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist... " Last words of General John Sedgwick, Battle of Spotsylvania, 1864

mattSV · 16-06-06, 11:12 AM

'He'll have some feckers eye out with that in a minute' - King Harold

16-06-06, 11:12 AM	#40
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16-06-06, 06:20 AM	#32
Peter Henry Guest Posts: n/a	"We'll go over there, slap a few heads and be home before the end of the month." George Bush. "Im sick of carrying these guys,I'll show them when I go solo." Gary Barlow. "Why would anyone object to me staying in this gaff?" John Prescott. "Go on then Mike I'll just have a tenner on Red Rum,that's my lot though." Wayne Rooney.

16-06-06, 06:35 AM	#33
pingu Guest Posts: n/a	'How's the signal now?' Rod Hull

16-06-06, 06:39 AM	#34
sharriso74 Guest Posts: n/a	"I don't need a prenup" Paul Macartney

16-06-06, 06:43 AM	#35
Peter Henry Guest Posts: n/a	"Elvis you still in there? We got confirmation of your european gig dates." Graceland aide. "I love NY here I can walk around and no-one ever bothers me."John Lennon. "Riding round a loop circuit,is a piece of p*ss compared to what I am used to." Barry Sheene. "For the last time,if you don't take your hand out of my ass i'm gonna throw you off this roof." Emu.

16-06-06, 08:40 AM	#37
Peter Henry Guest Posts: n/a	"We have never lost one penny." Brinks Matt security chief. "I'll offer to do a few free shows, no way they'll put me inside." Gary Glitter. "The C5 will change the world of commuting as we now know it." Clive Sinclair. "These shares are the best, i'm gonna keep hold of them a while longer." Polly Peck investor.

16-06-06, 10:47 AM	#38
Mr Toad Guest Posts: n/a	Anonymous ones are some of the best "Cut the red one" "Don't shoot . . . it's me" "Of course it's bulletproof" "Don't worry, it's not loaded" "What a cute little baby bear. I wonder where his mother is"

16-06-06, 10:53 AM	#39
wyrdness Guest Posts: n/a	A very famous one: "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist... " Last words of General John Sedgwick, Battle of Spotsylvania, 1864