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Old 16-06-06, 02:41 PM   #31
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This thread really has tikka-ld my funny bone
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Old 16-06-06, 02:43 PM   #32
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As well as Queen Some of the other songs on his iPod....

Tears on my Pilau - Kylie
Girlfriend in a Korma - The Smiths
Saad Aloo, push pineapple - Black Lace
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Old 16-06-06, 02:50 PM   #33
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And that classic from the "The Man in Black" himself Johnny Cash....


"and it burns,burns,burns

that ring of fire..."
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Old 16-06-06, 03:24 PM   #34
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Look your all getting curried away. The mods should tikka you off for this!

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Old 16-06-06, 03:40 PM   #35
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Look your all getting curried away. The mods should tikka you off for this!

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no they wont, it would be bad korma and theyd end up reincarnated as an ant.
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Old 16-06-06, 04:00 PM   #36
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Look your all getting curried away. The mods should tikka you off for this!

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no they wont, it would be bad korma and theyd end up reincarnated as an ant.
Almost as bad as a curry on film....
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Old 16-06-06, 04:10 PM   #37
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Almost as bad as a curry on film...

Or...

Samosa like it Hot
Educating Riata
Lassi Come Home
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Old 16-06-06, 04:28 PM   #38
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sharriso74
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Originally Posted by ***Steve***
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Originally Posted by Mr Toad
Goodbye every Bhaji, I've got to go

Sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody IIRC
How could you butcher the classics like that

You sir are a neander-dall
Ok just for you...

Naan, just killed a man,
Poppadom against his head Had Lime Pickle Now He's Dead
Naan, Dinner's Just Begun
But Now I'm Gonna Crap it All Away
Naan, ohhhh ohhhhhh
Didn't mean to make you cry
Seen Nothing Yet Just See the Loo Tomorrow
Curry On, Curry On Cause Nothing Really Madras

Too Late, My Dinner's Gone,
Sends Shivers Down my Spine
Rectum Aching All the Time
Goodbye Onion Bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta Leave You All Behind And Use the Loo
Nann, Ohhhhh Ohhhhh
The Doopiaza is so Mild
I Sometimes Wish We'd Never Come Here at All
Curry On, Curry On Cause Nothing Really Madras

I See a Little Chicken Tikka on the Side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, Pass the Chutney Made of Mango
Vindaloo Does Nicely Very Very Spicy Meat
Byriani (Byriani) Byriani (Byriani) Byriani and a Nann (A Vindaloo loo loo loo)

I've Eaten Balti, Somebody Help me
He's Eaten Balti, Get Him to the Lavatory
Stand you Well Back Cause the Loo is Quarantine
Here it Comes There it Goes Technicolour Yawn
I Chunder NO! It's Coming up Again (There he Goes)
Coming Back Again (Up Again)
Here it Goes Again (No, No, No, No, No, No NO)
On my Knees I'm on my Knees
On his Knees, Oh, There he Goes
This Vindaloo It's About to Wreck my Guts
Poor Me.... Poor Me..... Poor Meeee....

(Guitar Solo)

So you Think you can Chunder and Feel Alright?
So you try to eat Curry and Drink Beer all Night?
Oh Maybe, But now you Puke Like a Baby
Just had to Come out It Just had to Come Right out in Here

(Reprise)
Korma, sag or bhuna
bhaji, balti or naan
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference To meee....
Anyway, my wind blows....shshshsh
THAT is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time
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Old 16-06-06, 06:36 PM   #39
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Lucky he fell in that vat, he could have fallen vindaloo.
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Old 16-06-06, 06:51 PM   #40
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Oh dear... some bad ones being thrown around...
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