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Old 31-08-06, 07:44 AM   #31
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Not particularily useful, but I once got a call at work from my girlfriend at the time... "You've got to come up at lunch" "Sure... why?" "I was shaving my <self>, and I've got my ladyshave caught in my <front> piercing" It was a tough job getting it free. Very hard, it was.
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Old 31-08-06, 09:06 AM   #32
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Not particularily useful, but I once got a call at work from my girlfriend at the time... "You've got to come up at lunch" "Sure... why?" "I was shaving my <self>, and I've got my ladyshave caught in my <front> piercing" It was a tough job getting it free. Very hard, it was.
Not sure whether to laugh or cry - ouch !!!

or believe it at all reading the last sentence teeheee
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Old 31-08-06, 05:06 PM   #33
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Scouts honour, it's true She's getting married in a month, probably just as well I'll not be making a speech...
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Old 31-08-06, 05:55 PM   #34
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No-one's yet posted the usual "This thread's worthless without pictures" message...
Hmm to be honest, not sure anyone wants to see ladies getting waxed...

...unless they're having a hollywood
Can't post it here, but yes, I have come across a vid clip of such
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Well it leaves me in the position where I can advise you that it didn't look like it hurt and she only winced a little so you should be fine
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Old 31-08-06, 06:07 PM   #35
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No-one's yet posted the usual "This thread's worthless without pictures" message...
Hmm to be honest, not sure anyone wants to see ladies getting waxed...

...unless they're having a hollywood
Can't post it here, but yes, I have come across a vid clip of such
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Well it leaves me in the position where I can advise you that it didn't look like it hurt and she only winced a little so you should be fine
Ah, but did you have the sound on?
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Old 01-09-06, 06:39 AM   #36
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No-one's yet posted the usual "This thread's worthless without pictures" message...
Hmm to be honest, not sure anyone wants to see ladies getting waxed...

...unless they're having a hollywood
Can't post it here, but yes, I have come across a vid clip of such
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Well it leaves me in the position where I can advise you that it didn't look like it hurt and she only winced a little so you should be fine
hmmm can i trust you or are you just saying this so i rush off to get it done leaving you to giggle when you hear me scream from 100 miles away
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Old 01-09-06, 08:52 AM   #37
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Not particularily useful, but I once got a call at work from my girlfriend at the time... "You've got to come up at lunch" "Sure... why?" "I was shaving my <self>, and I've got my ladyshave caught in my <front> piercing" It was a tough job getting it free. Very hard, it was.
I find that hard to believe... That you had a girlfriend :P
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Old 01-09-06, 01:04 PM   #38
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hair is a real problem. There are so many options to get rid....and yet it keeps haunting ya. I went for a bikini wax a couple of times, thought that after the first one (that hurt!) it wouldnt be so bad.....it was, in fact it was worse. Cant be a**sed anymore.... good old shave of the legs and vital areas, easy and convenient .... no ingrowing hairs either. Men have no idea the complications of being a female.... any suggestions for the butt hair .....really am a hairy arsed biker!
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Old 01-09-06, 01:09 PM   #39
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Wife and daughters scared me one day with suggestions of booking me in for a back, crack and sack jobby. Good job eventually twigged it as a wind up as I was all for leaving home.

Now my son for some reason shaves his chest, strange boy.
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Wife and daughters scared me one day with suggestions of booking me in for a back, crack and sack jobby. Good job eventually twigged it as a wind up as I was all for leaving home.

Now my son for some reason shaves his chest, strange boy.

lol bet your face was a picture
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