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15-01-07, 03:26 PM

Let off some steam....... Bennett.
commando

15-01-07, 03:43 PM

"I'll be back"

"Hasta La Vista, Baby"

"Come with me if you want to live"

"Trust Me"

"I need a Vacation"

"I need your clothes, boots and motorcycle"
"You forgot to say please"

all courtesy of the Governor of California, or The Terminator as he was known in the good old days

I also like the quite from Toy Story

"To Infinity . . . and Beyond"

Viney · 15-01-07, 04:02 PM

"We're gonna need guns....lots of guns"

Neo - Matrix

"and theres you running around thinking you're some movie star called Roger Moore"

The jewish woman talking to Roger moore in the Canonball run

15-01-07, 04:24 PM

One of my favourite film quotes is also the only joke I can ever remember...

"This guy walks into a pub with a dog under his arm. He goes up to the bar, puts the dog on it and sits down. The Barman's thinking what the f**k is going on here when the dog turns round to him and says..."

... and that's because there's no punchline.

Then there's:
"Any questions?"
"Yeah Sarge, how do I get out of this chicken-**** outfit?"

"You gonna shoot me?"
"Yeah, I was kinda thinking about it."
"So what you got?"
"About half a clip. You?"
"I got one round."

15-01-07, 04:49 PM

"Dodge this" - Trinity, The Matrix.

northwind · 15-01-07, 05:08 PM

"Something I could never stomach about Santa Carla... too many damn vampires"

Skip · 15-01-07, 05:11 PM

"What do you use for a jock strap? A peanut shell and a rubber band?"

tinpants · 15-01-07, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ping

Heartbreak Ridge:

(Highway) Sergeant, get that contraband stogie out of my face before I shove it so far up your ass that you'll have to set fire to your nose to light it!

... And many, many more...

Quote error rectified. Carry on.

15-01-07, 08:13 PM

"You will have long blonde hair, big green eyes, world class breasts, ass that won't quit and legs that go all the way up."

"Roger that Burt, and congratulations. Be advised, however, that there are two more, repeat, two more motherhumpers."

Tremors

northwind · 15-01-07, 08:17 PM

"What sort of fuse is that?"
"Cannon fuse"
"What do you use that for?"
"My cannon"

But, and I'm embarrassed that I didn't mention this before:

"What the **** is this?"
"Obviously you're not a golfer"

15-01-07, 05:08 PM	#36
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15-01-07, 05:11 PM	#37
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15-01-07, 08:17 PM	#40
northwind Moderator Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In the garage where I belong Posts: 17,083	"What sort of fuse is that?" "Cannon fuse" "What do you use that for?" "My cannon" But, and I'm embarrassed that I didn't mention this before: "What the **** is this?" "Obviously you're not a golfer" __________________ "We are the angry mob, we read the papers every day We like what we like, we hate what we hate But we're oh so easily swayed"

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15-01-07, 03:26 PM	#31
hovis Guest Posts: n/a	Let off some steam....... Bennett. commando

15-01-07, 03:43 PM	#32
Mr Toad Guest Posts: n/a	"I'll be back" "Hasta La Vista, Baby" "Come with me if you want to live" "Trust Me" "I need a Vacation" "I need your clothes, boots and motorcycle" "You forgot to say please" all courtesy of the Governor of California, or The Terminator as he was known in the good old days I also like the quite from Toy Story "To Infinity . . . and Beyond"

15-01-07, 04:02 PM	#33
Viney Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In the shadows to the left Posts: 7,700	"We're gonna need guns....lots of guns" Neo - Matrix "and theres you running around thinking you're some movie star called Roger Moore" The jewish woman talking to Roger moore in the Canonball run

15-01-07, 04:24 PM	#34
K Guest Posts: n/a	One of my favourite film quotes is also the only joke I can ever remember... "This guy walks into a pub with a dog under his arm. He goes up to the bar, puts the dog on it and sits down. The Barman's thinking what the fk is going on here when the dog turns round to him and says..." ... and that's because there's no punchline. Then there's: "Any questions?" "Yeah Sarge, how do I get out of this chicken-** outfit?" "You gonna shoot me?" "Yeah, I was kinda thinking about it." "So what you got?" "About half a clip. You?" "I got one round."

15-01-07, 04:49 PM	#35
glsuk1970 Guest Posts: n/a	"Dodge this" - Trinity, The Matrix.

15-01-07, 08:13 PM	#39
xlewdx Guest Posts: n/a	"You will have long blonde hair, big green eyes, world class breasts, ass that won't quit and legs that go all the way up." "Roger that Burt, and congratulations. Be advised, however, that there are two more, repeat, two more motherhumpers." Tremors