what to do

Thats superb, DO IT!!!

[Wideboy]

Originally Posted by SmudgeK3

are the police good then in your areas cos where i live they aren't interested all there good for is issuing crime numbers i haven't seen a cop car in Halifax for at least a year

well my friend is friends with a plod, helped him alot when his bike got nicked

and shall i use a used condom?

[the_lone_wolf]

Originally Posted by Wideboy

well my friend is friends with a plod, helped him alot when his bike got nicked

and shall i use a used condom?

don't be daft, leaving a DNA sample at the scene of the crime?

[Wideboy]

Originally Posted by the_lone_wolf

don't be daft, leaving a DNA sample at the scene of the crime?

OMG, im so thick, i would make a hopeless criminal

Alternatively, phone plod and tell them you'll be waiting somewhere along the route with a sawn-off shotgun and fully intend to use it on the **** when he drives past. You won't be able to move next day for patrol cars.

Originally Posted by SmudgeK3

the police wont give a sh!t they'l just think you want a crime number, just sit back and watch the d!ckhead write his car off

Maybe that's what police do in your area, but around here, if someone makes a complaint, they HAVE to do something, or they can be held accountable. For example, t!t is reported, police don't do anything, t!t has an accident that kills a 3rd party. Person reporting t!t goes to the papers, 3rd parties family takes police to the cleaners for doing nothing to prevent an accident when a risk was reported.

Originally Posted by SmudgeK3

you could use a helmet cam but to be honest i dont think the plod would do anything they only seem to nick people when it happens in front of them, you could always say he waved a gun at ya and he was asian that may get there attention

Video footage has to have date/time to be valid use of evidence in court, but it might be handy to take them to the police station, with a cheeky "check this out, it happens every day around <insert time>."

Originally Posted by Bluewolf

Alternatively, phone plod and tell them you'll be waiting somewhere along the route with a sawn-off shotgun and fully intend to use it on the **** when he drives past. You won't be able to move next day for patrol cars.

That one will definately work, and you can just kick back at home eating pizza & drinking beer, laughing your socks off.

Originally Posted by Wideboy

well my friend is friends with a plod, helped him alot when his bike got nicked

and shall i use a used condom?

Personally I don't see a problem with this ... as long as it weren't YOU that used it

In fact, that would just add to the confusion LMAO

Even better if the person who had used the condom was an ar$ehole that you didn't like oooooh the possibilities are almost endless ...

How about letting a dog hump ya leg, then placing the dogs "seed" in a condom ... now I'd really love to see the look on the face of the lab-guy PMSL

Anyhoot .... none of this banter gets nobhed off the road

get a really loud horn, or have a water bomb tucked away at the helm of your bike, ready to be grabbed and launched

I would mount a camera to my bike, and record him, then show the evidence to the police

hi baph

Matt

[Wideboy]

Originally Posted by Bluewolf

Alternatively, phone plod and tell them you'll be waiting somewhere along the route with a sawn-off shotgun and fully intend to use it on the **** when he drives past. You won't be able to move next day for patrol cars.

lol i DON'T! fancy doing this as i work round the corner from that bank heist shooting lmao

i finish work early tomorrow so i think i will go on the hunt for this blokes heep of crap