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Old 13-05-09, 11:07 AM   #41
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break stick in half, 2 halfs make a hole , crawl out throught the hole
sk's "now repeat and and and and and"
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Old 13-05-09, 11:08 AM   #42
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break stick in half, 2 halfs make a hole , crawl out throught the hole
sk's "now repeat and and and and and"
See, if thats the answer, it shoulda been two halves of a table. Thats the one I have heard of.
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Old 13-05-09, 11:29 AM   #43
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To the room one. He pole vaults over the walls as there is no ceiling.
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Old 13-05-09, 11:38 AM   #44
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chompy ya cant ask a riddle then sod off not to answer it! I'm bored now.
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Old 13-05-09, 11:58 AM   #45
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I challenge anyone to post a meaningful sentence in the English language that used the work "and" 5 times in a row without any other words between each instance.

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and and and and and
After the interview Miss Price said "And and and and and after that, he used his huge binoculars to look at the ships on the thames.".

She was stuttering somewhat, from the shock.
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Old 13-05-09, 12:01 PM   #46
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After the interview Miss Price said "And and and and and after that, he used his huge binoculars to look at the ships on the thames.".

She was stuttering somewhat, from the shock.
So we can move on.....

"I noticed the other night while at my local pub, the Pig and Whistle that the signwriter had been somewhat shoddy, and that the spacing between Pig and and, and and and Whistle was different"
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Old 13-05-09, 12:06 PM   #47
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its not the same as the example I'd seen but yeah its the same ideal.

SK I gotta admit I dont think I know ANYBODY who could work it out, only people who would already know it having heard it before.

I'll do my favorite riddle if I may, its an oldy and you'll have all heard it but its still a good one.
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Old 13-05-09, 12:24 PM   #48
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A man is looking out of the window of his house which is south facing on all sides, He is watching a bear walk through his property; What colour is the bear?
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Old 13-05-09, 12:26 PM   #49
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A man is looking out of the window of his house which is south facing on all sides, He is watching a bear walk through his property; What colour is the bear?
White, hes at the North Pole for an all south aspect so must be a Polar Bear.....

Why dont Polar Bears eat Penguins?
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They can't get the wrappers off?
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