odd/funny things a stranger has said..

Will sound like a child now i know... in school we had a supply teacher who was really nice.. or seemed so, but when we talked a lil' bit she got a bit annoyed, and after a couple of warnings, she eventually turned around... and whilst stomping to our table, screamed "ARE WE SAFE!?!?!??!?!"
Try keeping a straight face when someone shouts something like that in your face.

Typical one, in Canada, a woman asked me if i was Australian.

And also in Canada, i was at a mates house, and his mom just randomly said to me (not met me before), "Hi..." "hiya"... just as i was leaving... "say something else!!" (hoping i'd sound like prince Charles) I just said. "i like your dog". She looked disappointed

On our recent trip to Barcelona me and Rob were sat on some steps on the high street drinking some Pepse from KFC which they had put in brown paper bags.

Oldish looking man walks up to Rob

Stranger: Vino?
Rob: Yes
Stranger: Vino
Rob: No, Pepsi
Stranger: Looking puzzled... ... ... Vino?
Rob: No, Pepsi.
Stranger: Vino?
Rob: He only says one word.

I was just in stitches by this time

Stranger: Vino?
Rob: No! It's Pepsi, not vino.
Stranger: ... Vino?
Rob (taking the Pepsi out and showing him): No.

He then asked if he could have a drink in Spanish. Got bored and walked off.