What Does A Biker Look Like?

as a slight derail....unlike me i know...i drove past a pub today that proclaimed on the blackboard outside "Bikers Welcome..."

my instant thought was well bollcks to you, i have no intention of drinking in a pub where they feel i need to be told i'm welcome to drink in there....

[dizzyblonde]

Originally Posted by keithd

as a slight derail....unlike me i know...i drove past a pub today that proclaimed on the blackboard outside "Bikers Welcome..."

my instant thought was well bollcks to you, i have no intention of drinking in a pub where they feel i need to be told i'm welcome to drink in there....

To be fair Keith, some pubs used to have signs that said 'No bikers'. Its not so common now.Some People tend to see bikers in a different light these days...not like the days of old, when they all had handlebar tashes, smellled of 3 year old patchouli, with cut off denims and a pi$$ pot helmet

can they discriminate? thats how i viewed it....


are there huge gangs of bikers that roam the streets looking to tear up a pub and rumble with the mods..??

[dizzyblonde]

I don't know, it does scream discrimination, but then in years gone by they used to to also say 'no workwear' on some pub doors.

I've worked in many pubs that have had signs like this, mainly local village pubs. I think its wrong, but it seems bikers or workwear could give the wrong impression and deter trade perhaps?

Originally Posted by Lozzo

Women bikers don't shave their legs... or any other part of their anatomy for that matter.

Correct! We dont shave!
Waxing is certainly superior!

Originally Posted by Graciepants

lol the best bit when telling soomeone about a ride your doing is the "oh, you cycle then?"

I've had that one....

me "I went to x on my bike"
them "my god that's a long way to cycle!"

[Richie]

[QUOTE=chasey;1949582]over 75% of the Pennine Massive look like this...

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oi, speak for yourself and not for others.....

So basically male bikers are all huge, 300-pound guys with leather everything, tattoos everywhere else, a beard you could lose a badger in, a pickelhaub (spiked German helmet)... while female bikers are all hot young chicks with highlights and a lip or tongue piercing.

I guess I'd better start eating and growing a beard. And get some tattoos. I'm thinking a flaming skull with a snake with a rose in its mouth wrapped around it.

Originally Posted by metalangel

So basically male bikers are all huge, 300-pound guys with leather everything, tattoos everywhere else, a beard you could lose a badger in, a pickelhaub (spiked German helmet)... while female bikers are all hot young chicks with highlights and a lip or tongue piercing.

I guess I'd better start eating and growing a beard. And get some tattoos. I'm thinking a flaming skull with a snake with a rose in its mouth wrapped around it.

and I'd better get younger and hotter....

what if xxBadgerxx got lost in his own beard - how does that work

[dizzyblonde]

Originally Posted by CoolGirl

and I'd better get younger and hotter....

what if xxBadgerxx got lost in his own beard - how does that work

The Badgeress might have to come and fish him out