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Old 10-08-09, 07:43 AM   #41
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Default Re: How do you know you're getting older?

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Old 10-08-09, 08:02 AM   #42
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Default Re: How do you know you're getting older?

When you see someone "getting a bit thin on top" instead of a "****ing slaphead",

when the women under thirty are looking a bit young,

when people at work start showing you some respect,

when the elbow that you've spent twenty years playing badminton with packs up.


So remember, "you're only young once but you can be juvenile as often as you like". Now get out there and ride like a hooligan (while you still can).
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Old 10-08-09, 11:19 AM   #43
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when, on the odd occassion I do end up in a night club.. the first thing I do is look for somewhere to sit !
Yup! and by about midnight you've already picked out which corner looks most likely for a nap!
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Old 10-08-09, 11:27 AM   #44
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I remember the beatles
Everything on telly is carp
Everything on the radio is carp
I still have a record collection

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Old 10-08-09, 11:53 AM   #45
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going to your sons 27th birthday party, and then your daughters 31st five days later.
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Old 10-08-09, 11:56 AM   #46
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Look in the mirror
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Old 10-08-09, 12:05 PM   #47
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You feel damp, but cannot remember needing a wee
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Old 10-08-09, 01:46 PM   #48
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you say things that your parents said
you remember the fashion first time around - and still hope that you looked better than they do
everyone else is having kids and getting married and all dropping not so subtle hints
you start buy multipack of toilet roll - cos its a good deal!
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Old 10-08-09, 02:22 PM   #49
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You become legal for buying alcohol in a month..

Woops, wrong thread

Sorry guv', honest mistake
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Old 10-08-09, 02:54 PM   #50
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You become legal for buying alcohol in a month..

Woops, wrong thread

Sorry guv', honest mistake
Shouldn't you be in school miss

God! That's 3 years younger than my youngest daughter *shuffles away with joints creaking*
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