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Paul the 6th · 10-02-10, 12:55 PM

that's actually the start of my number (you can have the rest of it if you want)...

dizzyblonde · 10-02-10, 12:59 PM

you ol' tart Paul!

10-02-10, 04:20 PM

You think some of these are bad?

Should see Richie's PM!!!! A troubled soul?

This is a very entertaining read by the way! Keep them coming

10-02-10, 04:58 PM

There was a young man called Noble Ox
Who used to date a real Fox
Now he's twisted and bitter
he's looking for someone fitter
NOT the inflatable kind from a Box

When Valentines Day came around
Noble Ox felt he was duty bound
to get the ex a card
he really did try hard
but he spent less than a pound

The Ex had broken Ox's heart
and on bad terms they had to part
He spends all his days
thinking of the ways
He could sit on her face ... and fart

So the Ex, you can take a HIKE
We had our doubts you were really a DYKE!
Our hero is fine and dandy
although a little bit randy
He gets better orgasms riding his SUZUKI SV BIKE .....................

10-02-10, 05:02 PM

WOW, I'm really impressed! and a little guilty that I've taken so much of your time!

But I like it

Shame im only known to the org as Noble Ox! - Which btw nobody has every commented on? Maybe its only me who thinks its cool...

10-02-10, 05:02 PM

Send me the details you want in and I will re-jig???

p.s. I was bored and like being creative!

dizzyblonde · 10-02-10, 05:03 PM

Ever thought of a job in greetings cards Amanda?

10-02-10, 05:09 PM

Hahahaha - Only the alternative, bitter kind!!!

I took this verse out as I thought it a bit too mean ......

"You see the Ex was really not nice
She had gonorrhea and pubic lice
She scratched day and night
cos those beasties would bite
She had to give up her career in Vice!!!!"

Paul the 6th · 10-02-10, 05:12 PM

Ouch! Bad amanda

10-02-10, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul the 6th

Ouch! Bad amanda

Nah

I said I took it out ...... That was for the org's eyes only lol

10-02-10, 12:55 PM	#41
Paul the 6th Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 4,790	Re: Banter/Whitty Comments Needed... that's actually the start of my number (you can have the rest of it if you want)... __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012 - You were awesome Cbf600, sv650, sv1000, gsxr 750 srad, KTM adventure 950, gsxr 750 k1, gsxr 750 srad, fazer 1000, zx9r ninja..

10-02-10, 12:59 PM	#42
dizzyblonde Da Cake Boss Mega Poster Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a flying Horse Posts: 9,992	Re: Banter/Whitty Comments Needed... you ol' tart Paul! __________________ Suzy, yellow 2001 SVS. Kitty, V-Raptor 1000, ZZR1400<<its my bike now Pegasus! Hovis 13.8.75-3.10.09 Reeder 20.7.88-21.3.12

10-02-10, 04:20 PM	#43
Noble Ox Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Banter/Whitty Comments Needed... You think some of these are bad? Should see Richie's PM!!!! A troubled soul? This is a very entertaining read by the way! Keep them coming

10-02-10, 04:58 PM	#44
Amanda Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Banter/Whitty Comments Needed... There was a young man called Noble Ox Who used to date a real Fox Now he's twisted and bitter he's looking for someone fitter NOT the inflatable kind from a Box When Valentines Day came around Noble Ox felt he was duty bound to get the ex a card he really did try hard but he spent less than a pound The Ex had broken Ox's heart and on bad terms they had to part He spends all his days thinking of the ways He could sit on her face ... and fart So the Ex, you can take a HIKE We had our doubts you were really a DYKE! Our hero is fine and dandy although a little bit randy He gets better orgasms riding his SUZUKI SV BIKE .....................

10-02-10, 05:02 PM	#45
Noble Ox Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Banter/Whitty Comments Needed... WOW, I'm really impressed! and a little guilty that I've taken so much of your time! But I like it Shame im only known to the org as Noble Ox! - Which btw nobody has every commented on? Maybe its only me who thinks its cool...

10-02-10, 05:03 PM	#47
dizzyblonde Da Cake Boss Mega Poster Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a flying Horse Posts: 9,992	Re: Banter/Whitty Comments Needed... Ever thought of a job in greetings cards Amanda? __________________ Suzy, yellow 2001 SVS. Kitty, V-Raptor 1000, ZZR1400<<its my bike now Pegasus! Hovis 13.8.75-3.10.09 Reeder 20.7.88-21.3.12

10-02-10, 05:09 PM	#48
Amanda Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Banter/Whitty Comments Needed... Hahahaha - Only the alternative, bitter kind!!! I took this verse out as I thought it a bit too mean ...... "You see the Ex was really not nice She had gonorrhea and pubic lice She scratched day and night cos those beasties would bite She had to give up her career in Vice!!!!"

10-02-10, 05:12 PM	#49
Paul the 6th Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 4,790	Re: Banter/Whitty Comments Needed... Ouch! Bad amanda __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012 - You were awesome Cbf600, sv650, sv1000, gsxr 750 srad, KTM adventure 950, gsxr 750 k1, gsxr 750 srad, fazer 1000, zx9r ninja..

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