Oooops, I just parped in the office...<snigger>

The worst is when you get OUT the boobytrapped lift at your destination and invariably a good looking lady steps IN and you have to resist the urge to turn around and yell IT WASN'T ME!!

[dizzyblonde]

So there are Ladies that think farts are funny, thank fook fer that.

I must say my crowning glory was at a bike rally years ago, when I made a whole bunch of Satan Slaves turn green instantly
Didn't half make me giggle, thats what happens when you have a diet of burgers, beer and veggie pizza on the menu all weekend

[Jayneflakes]

The fart thread... This has had me in tears and I keep coming back. Keep them coming folks, I have not laughed like this for ages.

Mind you, I will add that I have spent a day laughing at Fart Gags on You tube. I also had a radio controlled fart machine at one of the schools I worked in and could create a riot in any class room I hid it in. The joy of being support staff really...

[Dave20046]

Was listening to the radio t'other day and they were doing 'teacher confessions', a teacher rang in who'd accidentally let slip a beaut at the front of the silent class and when the smell started to arouse suspicion he took action...and told the class no one would be leaving til the 'culprit' owned up - a poor kid on the front row took one for the team and took the blame!

[dizzyblonde]

Its best when you can blame the dogs

[Dave20046]

Originally Posted by dizzyblonde

Its best when you can blame the dogs

It's worst when it's actually the dogs.

[dizzyblonde]

well in ours cases....deffo.

Its errrr rancid!

I work in some houses where my ar5e gas is regarded as an air freshener. You float a rancid air biscuit in them and the whole place smells far better.

At those sort of houses I make a point of wiping my feet on the way out back to my motor.

Originally Posted by Dave20046

It's worst when it's actually the dogs.

The in-laws cat farts stink worse that the dogs but they are more cunning than their dogs, they have a way or dropping one then slinking off past the dogs so the Mum in law ends up stiffing the dogs backside.

[Dave20046]

Originally Posted by Fruity-ya-ya

The in-laws cat farts stink worse that the dogs but they are more cunning than their dogs, they have a way or dropping one then slinking off past the dogs so the Mum in law ends up stiffing the dogs backside.

lol! Cats are sly little *******s.