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Old 17-06-10, 09:41 AM   #41
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Default Re: Can I kill the children next door?

To show how much you appriciate them why don't you buy them a couple of Alsations, then let them lock the Alsations in the garden where lots of cats and other things annoy them all day. Then you can experience the holy trinity of dogs, kids and aforementioned oxygen thief mother screaming at the above.

I think I keep Howard Leight in business with the amount of earplugs I get through.
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Old 17-06-10, 09:58 AM   #42
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On a similar note, I'm working from home today, some chavvy neighbour (can't work out exactly where the noise is coming from) is playing some god awful dance crap with the bass turned up.

Don't these people have jobs or what?

He'll be getting a size 11 Doc Marten to the dial in a minute...
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Old 17-06-10, 10:01 AM   #43
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On a similar note, I'm working from home today, some chavvy neighbour (can't work out exactly where the noise is coming from) is playing some god awful dance crap with the bass turned up.

Don't these people have jobs or what?

He'll be getting a size 11 Doc Marten to the dial in a minute...
playing x-box then?
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Old 17-06-10, 10:07 AM   #44
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Actually not!
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Old 17-06-10, 10:38 AM   #45
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Lies
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Old 17-06-10, 10:39 AM   #46
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Too right. kill the sods lol.
i know kids are kids but there is playing and then there is no control and if they are anything like the kids next door to my mothers house then i feel sorry for you especially with the hours you work.
I would have a word if is effecting your sleep ect ect
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Old 17-06-10, 10:43 AM   #47
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The noise has stopped round my house now, they must be reading the forum
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Old 17-06-10, 11:17 AM   #48
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They've taken them down the pub as football is starting soon
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Old 17-06-10, 12:34 PM   #49
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...cut their legs off with a blunt axe before beating them over the head with the wet bleeding stumps.
....firm but fair, firm but fair.
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Old 17-06-10, 12:35 PM   #50
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that was my favorite bit too.
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