how dangeroos is your job?

Hold on, I do have to operate a guillotine every once in a while.

I tend to press Delete unnecessarily sometimes. That could potentially lead to security & confidentiality breaches, lawsuits, business closures, people loosing their jobs and turning to alcohol and domestic violence.

Sometimes my index finger aches after scrolling the mouse wheel reading the .org all day

Being a full-time single mum to three is definitely dangerous to ones sanity though!!!!

So dangerous it made my finger bleed on Sunday night!!

Originally Posted by gettin2dizzy

I used to make bombs

I used to deliver them.

Originally Posted by bluefishman

I used to deliver them.

Good stuff, which ones?

Originally Posted by gettin2dizzy

I used to make bombs

Originally Posted by bluefishman

I used to deliver them.

and i had to disarm them
you fecking terrorist barstewards

If I'd know I would have left a note

Im a bit like reg prescott (of kenny everet sketch shows), i cut myself at least twice a week, my hands are covered in scars.

Im doing a conservatory atm and ive been wearing shorts so my legs are scratched to fook off the brickwork etc.

Always banging my head on stuff as i look down to make sure im not gonna trip over stuff.

I dont wear PPE to be honest apart from safety glasses as its annoying and i dont do site work so im responsible for me.

I once jigsawed my finger nail, while i put my hand underneath the workpiece to see if it was gonna cut into a toolbox i was leaning on, but forgot to wait for the blade to stop



Im a good builder though honest

[Biker Biggles]

Originally Posted by gettin2dizzy

If I'd know I would have left a note

"Cut this wire first"

"Or this one"

"No not that one"