Lol posting sat on the m60

[yorkie_chris]

A friend of mines Ma is a nut nurse. One of the guys on her unit was some serially depressed type, so it was decided it was a good idea that he got a pet to give him some focus in life and a reason to live etc. ... So he got this cat, which he loved to bits and used to carry it about in a mary poppins-esque carpet bag. However he had a bit of a blip, decided it was all too much again, but didn't want to kill the cat too. so put the bag down at the side of the road and ran out in front of a truck. Which swerved and hit the cat.

No idea if it's true or not, but you've gotta laugh...

Originally Posted by yorkie_chris

A friend of mines Ma is a nut nurse. One of the guys on her unit was some serially depressed type, so it was decided it was a good idea that he got a pet to give him some focus in life and a reason to live etc. ... So he got this cat, which he loved to bits and used to carry it about in a mary poppins-esque carpet bag. However he had a bit of a blip, decided it was all too much again, but didn't want to kill the cat too. so put the bag down at the side of the road and ran out in front of a truck. Which swerved and hit the cat.

No idea if it's true or not, but you've gotta laugh...

''nut nurse'' hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Must have been warm, its melted the number plates on them bikes.

Originally Posted by hindle8907

this guy was never going to jump. he was just being a plain tosser.

No.. someone who threatens suicide is not a tosser they are ill and need help,

Grow up and realise life is not black and white.

[yorkie_chris]

Originally Posted by 454697819

No.. someone who threatens suicide is not a tosser they are ill and need help,

Grow up and realise life is not black and white.

If he had delayed my trip home from work I'd say he was a tosser too.
And if he had jumped onto moving traffic, could have killed many people in process... tosser.

Take the mess webley and a bottle of scotch into the woods and do it like a gentleman.

Chris,

If they delayed your journey home but you knew them would they still be a tosser?

I doubt it.. as such they are still a human who is struggling with life...

Originally Posted by 454697819

No.. someone who threatens suicide is not a tosser they are ill and need help,

Grow up and realise life is not black and white.

The wanna be jumpers round here are all tossers. Not even a cry for help, scummy bag heads that mug old dears for their pension and jewellery so they can get a fix. Tossers full stop.

[hindle8907]

Originally Posted by 454697819

No.. someone who threatens suicide is not a tosser they are ill and need help,

Grow up and realise life is not black and white.

This guy was pulling his shorts down and slapping his asre at the 200 mile queue he was just being a plain tosser,