HELP - funny suggestions please...

[dizzyblonde]

If they are doing it in the car, why can't you just climb onto the car and bounce up and down on it?

I would, roof surfing anyone?

Anyway, how do you know these people don't have anywhere else to do it? They may live with the olds and have no privacy and think they aren't harming anyone. Taking baby in car for ride as cover? No different to parents having nookie in their bedroom when babbs is new born. Jus thinking out of the box.


Not that its any excuse mind!

You could attach a rope to their car and then drag it across the field with ur land rover

[Jayneflakes]

You could provide a litter bin and recycle the condoms, just wash them out under a tap!

See it as an opportunity, you could sell a lot of Ice cream, cool beers or Butt plugs to the folks just there to watch. Don't forget, drinks at such venues can be three or four times the price of those in the pub.

Hope that helps!

Dress up as a white mime artist and peer in the car

Originally Posted by Ed

Dress up as a white mime artist and peer in the car

I'd definitely be put off my stroke if I looked up to see three or four Ronald McDonalds or other clowns looking into the car. I doubt I'd go back there either.

What you need is some volunteers , Water Balloons , a Funnel , A big pot of Chilli , Laxatives , Gloves and a Catapult . Eat the Chilli and laxatives , bum chug into the funnel and fill the balloons , put the gloves on and load the catapult .......... take aim .......... oh oh oh oh and some sick individual to come and film it as well , I like Chilli

[Richie]

Video it, then post it on the internet... and Make some cash !!

or take down the Reg of the car spend a few quid on a DVLA search and push the video to his/her parents :0)
(or ask a friendly cop to do an illegal car reg search?)

Or... Drive you 4x4 behind then and wack your Full Beam on... Whilst taking your dogs for a walk :0) <--- Thats what I'd do. :0)

[BanannaMan]

Have 4 or 5 people in ski masks carrying appropriate objects such as metal pipe, suitable pieces of wood, pry bars or other such objects decend on said car and do some custom bodywork on it before disapearing back into the woods. They won't be back...or anyone else they know. LOL





If only it had been last week....