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Old 21-03-14, 10:16 PM   #41
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And then.......


There's KILLDOZER!!!!!!!!
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Old 21-03-14, 10:36 PM   #42
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I've just remembered another corker - Razorback. Truly terrible
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Old 22-03-14, 02:25 AM   #43
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There's KILLDOZER!!!!!!!!
Now there was a film! A rock from space makes a bull dozer into a maniac murderer... Only in film can a premise so stupid come to life.

Do any of you remember back to the early 80s when the Omen was doing the rounds and a spate cash in films of similar ideas came out out. There was once that was I think called Holocaust 2000. All I remember of it was that it was bilge!

So truth or dare time now, how many of you sat through AI? Was that not the biggest pile of soiled nappy contents ever? I missed it in the cinema and heard all of this hype and so bought it on DVD. I felt that I was lied to rather badly about the quality of this movie, it was pure bum dribble.
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Old 22-03-14, 09:22 PM   #44
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I quite liked AI. Yes, it was a Spielberg film so it was shamelessly emotionally manipulative, but I thought it dealt quite well with abandonment as an issue, and Haley Joel Osment was disturbingly convincing as an emotionless robot.
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Old 25-03-14, 04:22 PM   #45
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The Norseman - a 1978 film about Vikings starring Lee Majors...

Oh, and that last Godzilla remake ('Zilla does Manhattan)... hope to God the the new one is better.

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Old 25-03-14, 07:34 PM   #46
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Only film ive ever walked of was The Spirit with Samuel L Jackson released in '08. Truly horrendous. Most rom coms suck as well. Batman and robin with clooney also filth.
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Old 25-03-14, 11:09 PM   #47
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Devil's chair. Total carp.
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Now this may be controversial, but the third Matrix film. By the time that one came out, the story had really lost any sense it had once had. However to really add to the awfulness, I saw it in the cinema which was OK until during the scene where Trinity is killed, some one else in the cinema starter howling with anguish. I kid you not, full on sobs with the associated gasps and wails. Me being the typical bad taste bear that I am started to laugh at the howling and thus looked like a right cowbag to other patrons of the theatre.
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Worst film ever, Pearl Harbour, if you need to ask why, you've not seen it.
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