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16-06-06, 11:20 AM
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"Sh+t I think my flask has broken under my jacket." Admiral Nelson.
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16-06-06, 11:31 AM
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"Me, me, me!" - GYKD
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16-06-06, 11:39 AM
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A few more good real ones:
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis - Humphrey Bogart Channel 5 is all ****, isn't it? Christ, the crap they put on there. It's a waste of space. - Adam Faith (apparently) Bugger Bognor - King George V Die my dear, why that's the last thing I'll do - Graucho Marx One or the other of us has to go - Oscar Wilde (remarking about his wallpaper) |
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16-06-06, 11:39 AM
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Any chance of some rum?----Admiral Nelson.
Life means life.---Home Secretary.
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16-06-06, 11:59 AM
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"Is that reactor supposed to glow like that?" Chernobyl visitor.
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16-06-06, 12:40 PM
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"it's alright no one will ever know that i bunked off work today" - Chris Evans
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16-06-06, 12:43 PM
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Actually, Baldrick, I'm not dead. You see, I too had a cigarette case ... oh, damn, I must have left it on the dresser.
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16-06-06, 07:15 PM
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"He.he just round this last corner and I have the little Italian **** beat." Sete Gibernau.
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17-06-06, 02:50 PM
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"Don't worry,it won't smell." Scoobs.
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17-06-06, 08:46 PM
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"Short back and sides please" - Samson
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