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Old 17-11-06, 11:40 AM   #41
thor
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As written on the back of Kate's helmet

"Yes I'm a bitch, just not your bitch."
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Old 17-11-06, 11:52 AM   #42
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How about:

I made this t-shirt to hold your gaze from my **** for more than a second (obviously printed on the back of the t-shirt!)

Or:

Mrs Rossi

Or:

Give me a nice long bent one* (*road)

Or:

If you can read this then i'm faster than you :P

Or:

Chicks ride too

Or:

Yes...i'm beautiful. Yes..i just whooped your a*se.

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Old 17-11-06, 12:04 PM   #43
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On the back maybe......Day release from the convent.
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Old 17-11-06, 12:57 PM   #44
Jools'SV Now
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"which way back to the asylum?"

or

"no entry" (strategically placed),

"don't knock me over if you can't pick me up",

"this way up" (strategically placed, ahem)

"in a rush, chocolate at home"
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Old 17-11-06, 02:15 PM   #45
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'i like my men like i like my coffee, ground up and freeze dried'
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Old 17-11-06, 07:33 PM   #46
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Got this one on one of my tops:

"sleeps better after a good ride"
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Old 17-11-06, 08:38 PM   #47
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bloomin' eck i didn't mean to start an argument on sexism

to be honest Ping I just wanted something tongue in cheek, and i know the guys would deliver the goods

thankyou everybody for your suggestions, please keep them coming
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Old 17-11-06, 08:48 PM   #48
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How about:-

Fast and Loose

Or

On the front " Danger sibling rivelry" on the back "Satans Sister"

Or

"Air bags fitted" on the front of course

Or

"Speed Stimulates"
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Old 17-11-06, 08:56 PM   #49
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Quote:
Originally Posted by seedy100

"Air bags fitted" on the front of course
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Old 17-11-06, 09:06 PM   #50
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jenni
Quote:
Originally Posted by seedy100

"Air bags fitted" on the front of course
it could go on the back if you have a big bum
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