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Old 29-01-07, 08:21 PM   #41
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How about Holly? Or Heather, that's a nice name for someone who's between your legs as you're screaming of joy? (if inappropriate just remove it mods, not quite sure where the line is drawn yet)

As long as you don't call it Sara, she's mine Blue Sara.
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Old 29-01-07, 10:19 PM   #42
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dave
a tad confusing as thats my name
ah! i thought you were hovi five!
its ment to be HOVIS but some idiot already took that name ???????? no posts as yet .........come on who is it own up?

anywho david is my real name but only mother calls me it....so it would be a tad confusing when im in the garage & she shouts DAVID..................... i would then have to find out who she was wanting?

Well, If you're Dave, then surely the bike should be Rodney....
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Old 29-01-07, 10:44 PM   #43
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My bike is called.

The mistress

I say to the wife " I am going for a ride on the mistress, be back in a couple of hours"
to which she replies "couple of hours? don't make me laugh - oh you must mean the bike then..."
Very funny
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Old 30-01-07, 10:46 AM   #44
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Banuki
Or Suzanna.

Though my personal favourite so far is to call it 'Pink' or 'Pinkey'.
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Old 30-01-07, 10:57 AM   #45
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Banuki
Or Suzanna.

Though my personal favourite so far is to call it 'Pink' or 'Pinkey'.
i like pinky
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Old 30-01-07, 11:30 AM   #46
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Saffie....Short for Saffron
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Old 30-01-07, 07:59 PM   #47
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Mello Yello, like the advert on the car in Days Of Thunder.
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Old 30-01-07, 08:23 PM   #48
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FIAT


F-fix
I- it
A-again
T-Toni
LOTUS

L-lots
O-of
T-trouble
U-usually
S-serious
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Old 30-01-07, 08:49 PM   #49
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dave
a tad confusing as thats my name
this is easy then ...... Goliath

That is a bit macho for a puffy yella one though!!
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Old 30-01-07, 11:17 PM   #50
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Banuki
errm i think i'm gonna steal this one,

just drank a load of champagne, will christen her tommorrow
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