feminism according to me...

Originally Posted by Blue_SV650S

So do I and I can do some great ones .. but do you see my point?!!?

Your point is irrelevant as YOU have stated you don't like women doing it at all.

I find anyone doing it hilarious in the right setting. MOST settings are the right setting, with the exception of probably posh restaurants... though just thinking about it I'm sitting here giggling.

So, ok, maybe a serious 'us' conversation or an argument is the wrong setting... but that's only because it shows a certain lack of seriousness in a serious situation.

I'd find it funny at a funeral though...

I used to film university lectures for a living. I'd often have to mentally hammer myself to keep from giggling when even the memory of someone letting rip would replay over and over again in my head. I'd be standing there grinning like an idiot, nearly in tears.

I love toilet humour and I can't help it.

Originally Posted by Ping

Your point is irrelevant as YOU have stated you don't like women doing it at all.

Is that how you read it!?? I think you need to go back and read what I actually put again

Oh and no one said farting couldn't be funny!!

Originally Posted by Blue_SV650S

Ok, so sure, a woman who lets the odd 'sly one go' and giggles about it is fine, we all do it, it actually makes it more acceptable when you do it as a bloke (in their presence), but to 'let her rip', belch loudly and not be embarrassed by the fact/girly shy about - that's just filthy!! As is drinking pints!

Yes, that IS how I read it. Little accidental squeaks are acceptable if she then feels embarrassed by it is what you deem acceptable.

Blatant 'blokey' behaviour to you is not.

This isn't about the odd 'sly one'. Loud and proud says I.

Originally Posted by Ping

Yes, that IS how I read it. Little accidental squeaks are acceptable if she then feels embarrassed by it is what you deem acceptable.

Blatant 'blokey' behaviour to you is not.

This isn't about the odd 'sly one'. Loud and proud says I.

Ok, so you did see that girls ARE allowed to pass wind, but as for the rest of it - not quite .. girls can 'loud and proud' and swig pints if they like (good luck to them) it is 'allowed' but (to my mind) it just makes them 'Rough'!!

i.e. after you have guzzled 6 pints, consequently burped and farted such that it has reverberated the whole room (probably making me gag over the smell too) .. I wouldn't be trying to get in your knickers* .. but then to be honest, if you were at risk of 'following through' on the fart, then that might be a bad idea anyway!!

*I accept this is probably not seen as a bad thing/downside for you!!

I hear wedding bells.............

Originally Posted by ASM-Forever

I hear wedding bells.............

I think it is safe to assume/say that it is highly unlikely that Ping and I will ever find ourselves in the position where she could give me a pre, let alone post marital 'Dutch oven'!!

Originally Posted by Blue_SV650S

I think it is safe to assume/say that it is highly unlikely that Ping and I will ever find ourselves in the position where she could give me a post marital 'Dutch oven'!!

The atmosphere is white hot in here.

Actually, dutch ovens are unacceptable and the end result is the aggressor in agony, squealing like a stuck pig. My sense of humour ends there.

Originally Posted by Blue_SV650S

'Dutch oven'!!

Uhh????

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Originally Posted by ArtyLady

Uhh????

A large, lidded cast-iron pot with a fold-away, bail handle. Originally, the dutch oven was used as just that, a bread oven. In the days when most families lacked modern stoves, and depended on the fire-place hearth for their cooking, a dutch oven could be filled with bread dough, lidded and buried in hot embers in order to bake the bread. Nowdays, the dutch oven is usually placed atop the stove to cook beans and stews, though sometimes it is still used in a conventional oven to cook bread loaves and baked beans. In rare instances, a cast-iron dutch oven can double as a deep-fryer.

There you go me ArtyLady


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