So...there's this girl down the gym

Originally Posted by Sosha

Shouldn't you finish your GCSEs first?

That was nearly funny.

Yes I look young and im quite short (5'6") and have to be clean shaven all the time all of which cant help me with the ladies...

[yorkie_chris]

Originally Posted by ThEGr33k

That was nearly funny.

Yes I look young and im quite short (5'6") and have to be clean shaven all the time all of which cant help me with the ladies...

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[dizzyblonde]

Originally Posted by ThEGr33k

That was nearly funny.

Yes I look young and im quite short (5'6") and have to be clean shaven all the time all of which cant help me with the ladies...

tiz better than the mucky oik look hun.

Originally Posted by _Stretchie_

Next.. Follow her home, have a look around where she lives, take a note to see if there are any grit bins

Put the G0damn lotion in the basket!!!

Originally Posted by _Stretchie_

She's not building it is she??? Or were you the chippy dude???

Ha haa haa ; )

http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=110437

Originally Posted by dizzyblonde

tiz better than the mucky oik look hun.

Indeed.

Wasn't defensive YC just the truth I only stand a chance with lasses 4-6 years younger...

[Wideboy]

Originally Posted by _Stretchie_

Mate I have the answer for you..

Go to the gym, if you see her quickly run off, get changed and wait for her outside on your bike...

Next.. Follow her home, have a look around where she lives, take a note to see if there are any grit bins (always good to know where they are so you can dive into them if you ever think she's clocked you following her).
See if there are any trees.. Now you have that info, go shopping.

Buy:

· A backpack to carry your ‘kit’ in
· An A-Z of her area so you can quickly navigate streets around the area and also to plan escape routes for when the police find you
· Some binoculars, so you can sit in the trees you noted earlier and watch her through her window
· 2x 2lt bottles of water and some oil of Ulay, incase you have to hide in one of the grit bins. This will keep both body AND your skin hydrated. ; ) (see, always thinking)
· Some bungees, for when you get to tie her up, rope is so unforgiving, if you use bungees she will eventually see though the scary kidnapping and understand that you care for her
· 6lb small handled lump hammer, incase things go wrong
· Collapsible shovel, again incase things go wrong.

Right, off you pop and let me know how it goes. Must dash, I have my next psych evaluation this afternoon

LMAO!!!!

[Wideboy]

Originally Posted by _Stretchie_

She's not building it is she??? Or were you the chippy dude???

Ha haa haa ; )

hey cmon at least i went through with it

Originally Posted by ThEGr33k

Indeed.

Wasn't defensive YC just the truth I only stand a chance with lasses 4-6 years younger...

But....not even teenagers?

Originally Posted by muffles

But....not even teenagers?

And muffles the comedian turns up