Christmas

Originally Posted by Lozzo

She was on the way out anyway, I just saved myself some dosh by doing it prior to buying her a xmas present

LOL heartless

Originally Posted by Rai86

LOL heartless

I call it sensible.

i see the real reason you dislike christmas now lozzo...you'll not be getting any secksy times now you've been dumped...!!!!

Originally Posted by keithd

i see the real reason you dislike christmas now lozzo...you'll not be getting any secksy times now you've been dumped...!!!!

he he

I'll have you know I am now free to have shecksy (I've gone Dutch) times with as many or as few lucky victi^H^H^ladies as I like now that I am single and unattached*. And, I maintain it is as easy for a single bloke to get laid as it is any woman, especially if you look as good as I do and are not hung like a wasp**.




* That ladies, is a hint - not something like "I've lost my purse, I'll have to go cos I can't buy any drinks now?". Be a bit more subtle.
** This ladies, is not a hint, I have no more time or energy and I'm fighting them off with a snotty stick

prize for incoherant post of the day goes to.....

the above

We went to 'Carols in The Square' in Shrewsbury last night - very atmospheric amidst the medieval and tudor buildings (you can see a black and white house behind the stage in the pic below), it was broadcast live on BBC Radio Shropshire. Lots of Victorian carol schmaltz!! Here's my daughter Sophie singing - she's a member of Shrewsbury Young Performers' Choir. She's in the red top, second in (from the left) on the front row:

Originally Posted by keithd

prize for incoherant post of the day goes to.....

the above

What's incoherent about it?

Originally Posted by Lozzo

What's incoherent about it?

too many asterix's, brackets, broken sentences and bizzarre analogies!!

apart from that, it was great

Originally Posted by Ed

Here's my daughter Sophie singing. She's in the red hat

That narrows it down then Edward.