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I hit my ex-wife at 110mph... unfortunately she was still sitting in the car beside me.

[Shellywoozle]

Originally Posted by Lozzo

I hit my ex-wife at 110mph... unfortunately she was still sitting in the car beside me.

You crack me up !

Originally Posted by Mr Speirs

Sooo the guy that got spammed in the face by a Pheasant remembered everything...
The fella who broke his ankle when he slid his bike over it doesn't remember a thing

How hard did the sliding Aftrica Twin rider hit his head when he fell? Did he have concussion etc (certainly not specified either way in the programme).

Originally Posted by hovis

copper: you were doing 124mph
young-un in VW: is that bad?

A point about that actually, if a copper asks you "what speed were you travelling at?" and you lie, that's perverting the course of justice. If however you say "The Human Rights Act gives me the right to not implicate myself in any charge, therefore no comment" - then the copper will look rather sheepish.

Originally Posted by Shellywoozle

We are talking hitting not in the sexual term in the back of ya car LOL ha ha

I'm not the pheasant phucker, I'm the pheasant phucker's son...

hands up, who felt sorry for the pooch. dumped, get cold, beaten up at the vets, stabbed with needle, put in a cage for two weeks, get better, then put to sleep.
aint life a bitch.

[the_lone_wolf]

Originally Posted by Gene genie

hands up, who felt sorry for the pooch. dumped, get cold, beaten up at the vets, stabbed with needle, put in a cage for two weeks, get better, then put to sleep.
aint life a bitch.

sounds like the condensed life of pete doherty to me...

Originally Posted by Gene genie

hands up, who felt sorry for the pooch. dumped, get cold, beaten up at the vets, stabbed with needle, put in a cage for two weeks, get better, then put to sleep.
aint life a bitch.

after biting a copper and 2 vets

Originally Posted by hovis

after biting a copper and 2 vets

Deserved treating like royalty for the former of those.

Originally Posted by hovis

after biting a copper and 2 vets

clumbsy hovis. with their proffessional training you'd think vets and a police dog handler would know how to deal with a big dog.

Originally Posted by the_lone_wolf

sounds like the condensed life of pete doherty to me...

very good, very, very good.