The one show... Views on religion. Whats yours?

[yorkie_chris]

Originally Posted by Woz

I love Jehovah's Witnesses. They always seem to have a very attractive girl of JUST about legal age with them (cynical marketing ploy if you ask me). I alway invite the girl into the house while fishing around in my wallet, muttering about condoms. Funny that they suddenly don't want to talk to me anymore.

Gutted! There never seems to be any tasty jailbait out with the god-botherers round here.

[SoulKiss]

Fsm ftw

I dont believe in any of it...

...its all just a load of made up nonsense in my opinion. There is nobody up there watching us or guiding us, you actions are your actions.

I'm a Christian, if asked I will tell people. I will never "Cold Call" my faith onto anyone.

What suprises me most are all the evangelical atheists, demanding that I don't attempt to convert them while they proceed to convert me.

Originally Posted by Mogs

I'm a Christian, if asked I will tell people. I will never "Cold Call" my faith onto anyone.

What suprises me most are all the evangelical atheists, demanding that I don't attempt to convert them while they proceed to convert me.

Enlight, not convert

Na i dont try to change anyones mind, if me speaking about what my thoughts are on the matter is classed as converting then...doh.

[Viney]

As i once said, to a churchgoing type person. Jesus was a carpenter and is the resurection. If hes that good, can he come resurect my fence?

Wars are caused by a few things, Religioon being one of them. You have to ask, if there was no religion, would there be less wars?

[the_lone_wolf]

Originally Posted by Mogs

What suprises me most are all the evangelical atheists, demanding that I don't attempt to convert them while they proceed to convert me.

i was looking for that "militant atheists" picture with dawkins et al sitting in some chairs to respond to this post when i found something even funnier:

http://ilovecreationscience.wordpress.com

apparently the moon is speaking aramaic*




*whilst i'm sure this blog must be satirical, the articles it links to aren't

[yorkie_chris]

I forget the name of it, but there is a creation science forum out there somewhere... and it is without a doubt funny as fook! Lots of rednecks from Georgia going "we ain't from no git damn monkeys"

[the_lone_wolf]

Originally Posted by yorkie_chris

"we ain't from no git damn monkeys"

it would be funny if it weren't such a shame people still think it's true

try explaining the concept of common ancestry to a person blinkered by their local religious FUD spreader and they sort of zone out for a second, as if their minds absorbed the information, then, like a man hammering on the door of his own house because he forgot his keys, their logical brain says "oi you, yeah you, the bit that refuses to let go of superstitious beliefs - it all makes sense, how can you still believe this ****". then ZIP! they pop out of it and move onto another equally invalid claim like "oh evolution is only a theory" - then the whole process repeats itself like a perpetual motion machine with learning difficultiesmrgreen:

If anyone wants the best you tube video of someone arguing against science using the bible + sudo science, venomfangX is the ultimate.

No problem with belief, but you can't argue against facts with belief.

WRT wars,

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4772142.stm

Damn right there would be less wars.