Daft names

John Thomas Knightly--------------------------self explanatory
Robert Stornaway--------------------= R Stornaway
Neil Dunn---------------------------- Neilly Done

Originally Posted by dissuade

Went to school with a girl called Anna Rack.

There is a ITV regional news correspondent called Christpher Peacock (Chris Peacock, haha)

I have a mate called Mike Hill.

All fairly bad.

I actually work with Chris Peacock, his nickname is "Crispy"

Also, I taught on a course last year with kids who were called Sina Wank and Tobias Bender.

Standard German names.

Originally Posted by dissuade

Also, I taught on a course last year with kids who were called Sina Wank and Tobias Bender.

Standard German names.

And who said the germans didn't have a sense of humour

David Letterman made a minor celebrity out of a guy called **** (Richard) Assman.

One of my friends is the Richard Gaywood who made headlines in the gaming press after Microsoft ruled he couldn't use his name as his Xbox Gamertag as it was 'offensive'.

There was a girl in my school called Tangerine. And a gangsta boy called Rainbow.

Someone in work overhead a chavette mother shouting at her daughter. The daughter's name was Kurdistan.

And you can't beat some of the names here:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/7522952.stm

Originally Posted by dizzyblonde

Although I did go to school with a lass called Emma Wanklin...poor girl had the pee taken regular.

Yeah I knew a Chris Wanklyn and an Adam Scratcherd

Mate went to school with a Russell Sprout.

**** Titball, unfortunately now prefers to be called Rick, but when I of knew him he was a ****.

Worked in the same place a as two blokes who shared an office called Dr Squirrel and Mr Beaver.

It was a strange place.

erm, the editor has got in the way. Let's try 6ick, you get the idea.

Tudor Crumb.

I suspect made up.


We get a lot of Wangs at work.

i went to school who was called Patience and there is a girl who works in mc donalds called memory