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Old 15-07-09, 08:26 PM   #51
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Yes I am the SupaSonic from the Boobie thread, yes I got them done, yes they are amazing, yes they look natural (ask bikerchick and fizzy fish as both have seen them..-female friend privilages) and yes it was the best £5000 Ive ever spent!

Yes Im a police officer for my sins
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I think you know my friend Trev who used to be a traffic copper in the Luton area
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Old 16-07-09, 12:31 AM   #52
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I have met Plowsie, Dirty Dog, Kit Kat, Stu, Tara, Falc, Jayneflakes (and her Carol), Fizzy Fish, Lissa and a few others in the flesh, all such lovely people.
But it was such a flying visit, I could have chatted with you for a thousand years.

Must do that girly sleep over thing some time soon. My sister gave me a beautiful (body squeezing, figure busting, rib crushing, organ squashing) boned corset type thing as a present. I need some one who can put their foot in my the small of my back to lace it up!

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love Jayne & Carol xxx
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Old 16-07-09, 04:32 AM   #53
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I think you know my friend Trev who used to be a traffic copper in the Luton area
Is he a tall black guy with glasses, worked for SO15 (Met Police) on Counter Terrorism Command?
Met him when I worked there for a while and he is lovely, heard from him again last year when he phoned me to appear at the Old Bailey to give evidence.

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But it was such a flying visit, I could have chatted with you for a thousand years.

Must do that girly sleep over thing some time soon. My sister gave me a beautiful (body squeezing, figure busting, rib crushing, organ squashing) boned corset type thing as a present. I need some one who can put their foot in my the small of my back to lace it up!

Take care Sweetie,
love Jayne & Carol xxx
Wow thats great, I will def help you with it and also I cant wait to tart you up-I know exactly what I want to do with your look!
You have such amazing blue eyes....wowwowweeee..... lucky Im not gay/bi lol, you would be in big trouble hehe x

By the way, Grunty, Plowsie, Jayne, Bikerchick etc thank you for such lovely comments, this is what I mean about wonderful people on this site you are all so great x

Dirtydog.......see me in my office!

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Old 16-07-09, 07:29 AM   #54
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You got the cuffs out have you?
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Old 16-07-09, 07:58 AM   #55
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Von Teese has friends???? Are you sure?
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You got the cuffs out have you?
Yep, but dont be expecting those namby pamby fluffy ones from Ann Summers though

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I thought she just had minions
Yes I do kind sir, one voidwalker, one succubus, one imp and a felhunter
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Judging by your track piccies, I could, as a new rider, certainly pick up some good things from you!
Bikerchick is very very fast Grunty, Im not sure about the 'good things' part lol, but the girl has the skillz.
Ive been trying to get her to come to the AR09, I might just kidnap her and throw her in the back of the van with the dogs and bikes and tent! This girl is a new breed of biker girl, she scares me most of the time..pillioning guys, stoppies, knee down - all no problem to her, so in return for the girlyfication, I have demanded 'bad-girl-biker-skillz' lessons!
Although I did have an advantage on her when they came to ride our crossers, how many days was it before you stopped walking like John Wayne Katie?
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Old 16-07-09, 08:27 AM   #56
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Yep, but dont be expecting those namby pamby fluffy ones from Ann Summers though
Who says he won't enjoy what you have planned
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Old 16-07-09, 08:49 AM   #58
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Hi there - Welcome to the site x looking good in those pics, would love to be able to ride like that too. (jealous??? yes lol)
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Old 16-07-09, 09:17 AM   #59
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Oi Plowsie shhhhhh
In that case, I might just bring my riding crop too, you want the noisy one or the stingy one?
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Old 16-07-09, 09:28 AM   #60
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Is he a tall black guy with glasses, worked for SO15 (Met Police) on Counter Terrorism Command?
Nope. The Trev that I know is 6 ft, portly build, balding and white - last seen riding a Gixer thou. He retired from the force about 4 years ago, but is back working with them in a civvie role.
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