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Old 17-03-10, 09:53 PM   #51
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Dont you think its funny when the dog farts, then stares at its butt as if its never happened before

I have three cats, but fortunately for them the dogs are so rancid, theirs are never noticed!
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Old 17-03-10, 10:18 PM   #52
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Dont you think its funny when the dog farts, then stares at its butt as if its never happened before

I have three cats, but fortunately for them the dogs are so rancid, theirs are never noticed!
We have 5 dogs and they all do that! Then they look at you as if it was your fault!
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Old 17-03-10, 10:23 PM   #53
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Me and my mates used to play a lot of poker, usually on our living room floors = perfect chance to grab the ol' head while the chips are being sorted out, and plant one in there face. Kept you on your toes.

Shower guffs are pretty rancid. The water vapour seems to make the smell travel the speed of light, whilst simulataneously amplifying the pong.
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Old 18-03-10, 03:42 PM   #54
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Ok funny as this thread is, someone is trying to kill me in the office as this foul stench is floating around, feel sorry for the victims!!

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Old 18-03-10, 03:45 PM   #55
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Nooooo - not the bog of eternal stench!!!!
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Old 18-03-10, 04:56 PM   #56
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Shower guffs are pretty rancid. The water vapour seems to make the smell travel the speed of light, whilst simulataneously amplifying the pong.
It clings aswell
Had to have words with a colleague I was away with after he dropped one after getting out the shower ... smell only hit me as I was brushing my teeth. I didn't feel clean until lunch time.
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Old 18-03-10, 05:23 PM   #57
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It clings aswell
Had to have words with a colleague I was away with after he dropped one after getting out the shower ... smell only hit me as I was brushing my teeth. I didn't feel clean until lunch time.
haha, im not surprised. brushing teeth in fart vapour, nasty.
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Old 18-03-10, 05:57 PM   #58
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Was in a pub last night, and this old irish guy dropped one...

Wow, thats the worst I have ever smelt.

Old man fart, coupled with umpteen pints of guiness, is not a good combination...
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Old 18-03-10, 06:47 PM   #59
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[QUOTE=dizzyblonde;2215019]Dont you think its funny when the dog farts, then stares at its butt as if its never happened before
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They're checking they didn't follow through.
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Old 18-03-10, 08:28 PM   #60
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