Your Most Interesting thing from Work.

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Current job is plumbing so nothing particularly exciting ever happens, funniest was I was a a womans flat to fix a leaking radiator which was in the bedroom. She showed me to the room/radiator and when I turned around I noticed her battery powered boyfriend on the bed (if you see what I mean ) at this point the woman has realised she's left it out and dived across the room throwing her duvet over the bed

Lol, she wanted you to see that mate

Originally Posted by specialone

Lol, she wanted you to see that mate

I would of made a cheeky comment, is it only the radiator that's leaking :P

[joshwalker094]

Originally Posted by sv_rory

I would of made a cheeky comment, is it only the radiator that's leaking :P

Originally Posted by specialone

Lol, she wanted you to see that mate

Exactly what I thought. If she was a looker I would have been in like Flynn. Wehay!

Originally Posted by The Idle Biker

Exactly what I thought. If she had a pulse, I would have been in like Flynn. Wehay!

Corrected for you mate, ive heard you're not fussy lol

[Ratty]

I work in a place that 'trusts' Security to DavePreston !! Enough said.

[Viney]

All manner of stuff when i used to DJ. I done a deaf disco once, that was very very bizzare. Shedloads of bass, and they all just sort of got off with each other and didnt dance! Met oh too many 'celebs' whilst working erm, thats about it.

As for my day job nothing interesting happens in that although i currently reside in an old Morgue. You do hear funny noises that cant be explained every now and again.

Originally Posted by Viney

All manner of stuff when i used to DJ. I done a deaf disco once, that was very very bizzare. Shedloads of bass, and they all just sort of got off with each other and didnt dance! Met oh too many 'celebs' whilst working erm, thats about it.

As for my day job nothing interesting happens in that although i currently reside in an old Morgue. You do hear funny noises that cant be explained every now and again.

My son is deaf, low frequency sounds is what they hear best if at all, he loves metal music (I.e Slipknot etc). He struggles with High frequency sounds, I find it funny that without his Implant and hearing aid he can hear me but not his mum.

I almost tipped my lunch all over Eddie Jordan once.. someone pushed him out of the way though.. dang

plenty of other stuff but long stories I can't be arsed to type out

Silly insurance claim appeals I've dealt with:

Someone's claim was declined after his insurance was declared void as he didn't inform us that he was planning on selling the phone within minutes of buying it (among other reasons).

He wrote an appeal to us that stated that he didn't sell the phone, he was merely exchanging it for money.



Someone's phone came out of a pocket and was flung away while on a rollercoaster and it was unable to be found. Policy didn't cover for the loss of a phone.

Appeal stated that, while the policy didn't cover for loss, it did cover for accidental damage, and it was inconceivable that the phone had been flung that far and didn't break when it hit the floor...and therefore they should be covered as it would have been damaged before it was lost.


Someone's dog ate their phone. They were unable to recover it...afterwards.

Same argument used - dog must have chewed it up, so must be damaged and not lost. Obviously.