Soho Christmas Party - the end of the world is nigh!

Fridays work best for us
We 'ice the idea of Gallipoli
Probably three of us (will ask our poofs next door to dog-sit Lewis)

[NTECUK]

Some one is going to have to do some mega running about !!
Its only 1 month till that time

[Spiderman]

crikey, less than a month to go and none of us reprobates have made any solid plans????

not like the soho massive to leave things till the last minute. Oh wait. Actually, its is exactly like us, isnt it?

Carry on.

[Viney]

Nandos in Soho. Job done.

Originally Posted by Littlepeahead

Phone call to potential restaurant:

"Er yes hello, my name is Mrs L. Peahead and I would like to book a table for our very low key well behaved biker party. Do you have a table for 30? You do? That's great.

And you don't mind a bit of noise, maybe a bit of swearing? Good good.

And are you ok to supply a chair strong enough for several people to sit on at one time while the one on top jiggles about on the crotch of the one underneath? Oh yes of course we'll pay if the chair breaks.

Someone may be firing a spud gun, is that OK too? Right, as long as it isn't at other customers.

And it'll be OK if some of us wear kilts? Excellent.

And rubber gloves a plastic apron and a hair net? Er yes, well I guess you could say it's because he has a 'medical condition'.

And it will be other adults at the restaurant that night, I presume, I mean the sort of people not shocked by a woman performing fel@tio on a gelatine penis? Well yes I can ask her to do that discreetly if there are children present.

Now, erm, we just want to check that none of your other guests will be offended by a large man sticking his hands and probably face into the cleavage and up the kilts of other diners? No no, not your other diners of course, just our party, well actually I can't guarantee it'll just be our party, maybe best to ensure anyone else booking that night is told not to wear easily accessible clothing...

Ah, so you are fully booked that night after all. And every other night until July 2026. Oh, well that's a shame."

LPH you do make me giggle a lot !!! you did however miss out our 69 duo though xxx

ok well i'm / we're cool for 15th or 22nd - sats work best for us in general but 14th is a possible its my works do but i'm not that fussed about them !!!

want me to do anything ?? let me know happy to help x

Originally Posted by Viney

Nandos in Soho. Job done.

surely the kebab place is far more classy !



i got a call last night on my mobile ... ' Yes Mrs Vine would you be interested in purchasing insurance though us' Didn't know we got married

Originally Posted by Spiderman

OMFG is is Christmas? Again? Already?
FFS i havent even played with my secret santa stuff from last year properly yet!

Erm, as we all know im easy on venue, food, and all manner of perversions. I only came on here to look for some new forks - anyone got a pair they want to sell me? - and got sidetracked to this section - its nice to see the old place again, lol.

we missed you

[Littlepeahead]

Sorry peeps I've been in sunny Thailand and while getting blessed by a monk it occured to me that this Buddism lark is all very well but it's about time I got on with thinking about Christmas.

I promise to confirm a date and venue by tomorrow.

I think 14th or 22nd look the most likely dates at the moment. So if you have a preference, shout now.

Originally Posted by Littlepeahead

And it will be other adults at the restaurant that night, I presume, I mean the sort of people not shocked by a woman performing fel@tio on a gelatine penis? Well yes I can ask her to do that discreetly if there are children present.

Ahhhh everyone still remembers the pressie I got for BBC, I'm touched!
(actually I was touched quite a lot)

[anna]

I won't be able to make either of those dates, will try and catch up with some of you at soho on the 21st if you are about in this weather!